Pro tip: you do not need to worry about a mortgage,if you don't have a mortgage.
Peter_something
@pacman93.bsky.social
Late to the game millennial, all around master of none and tinkering of many things with nothing being of note
Punting my phone into a lake so I can’t start arguments with people on the world wide wembd
When people tell me I cannot land a plane.. well, no sh*t. Who has their pilot license?
Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun
ATP this is really just a solo conversation of someone who thinks they are funny....
Assertive communication under exact terms is not assertive communication is not as it is meant. It is control 🤷🏻
The fun thing about getting all the new toys for your kids.... You can be on the forefront of product recalls! That is exciting stuff
Remembering the great Robin Williams, born on this day in 1951!
The WOTD is ornery.... There is nothing ornery about what is happening as of late.
when you've tried everything and nothing works you can always lay in bed motionless for a long time
Therapist: and what do we do when people make us angry Me: sweep the leg? Therapist: NO
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me again. Fool me three times, it’s clear that I’m not going to catch on. Ask yourself why this is fun for you and who the real loser is in this scenario.
The dude abides because he is a bid?
The Dude Stirring His Drink
ALT: The Dude Stirring His Drink
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You're looking at a 200 year-old wisteria vine at Byakugou-ji Temple in Tamba, Hyogo, Japan. The delicate pink/purple blossoms create an otherworldly place where magic can happen. But here's an interesting fact: wisteria are in the legume family (Fabaceae). This is a magic beanstalk.
TATTOO ARTIST: you mean "no regrets", right? ME: *crushing a picture of the egret that killed my father in my clenched fist* no
You may not be everyone's cup of tea.... If that is the case add some Splenda. Make sure they really don't enjoy it
If you cannot be metaphorically digestable.... The natural course is to become a choking hazard?
we all got that one homie whose soul is trapped in an enchanted sword
Never trust a man who wants to colonize mars before he volunteers to fix earth.
Its okay, everyone! MONDAY HAS BEEN CANCELED for being the most annoying day of the week.
If it has to be couples fighting, the only prime spot to eat is texas roadhouse
Roadhouse: Be Nice Until It's Time Not To Be
ALT: Roadhouse: Be Nice Until It's Time Not To Be
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An absurd life leads to an absurd person.... Absurdly cool... and maybe a touch of manic depression
ME: *puts on sunglasses* NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps them off my face* glasses made of the sun would instantaneously melt your head