Honey I Shrunk the Bank Account

The amount of vendors, especially food vendors, that use AI is depressing and nauseating.

Someone please go get Darla go I can stop crying

Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm

you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself

LMFAO

Sometimes when I type "happy to discuss!" I secretly know that I would not actually be happy to discuss. I am, in fact, loath to discuss.

Manning Krull@manningkrull.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Sometimes when I tell someone "no worries!" I still have some worries

I wish I could get off Etsy completely but I just don't have a following to do that, I hate them so much

WIRED@wired.com · last wk.

Once a quirky bastion of amateur vulva jewelry and pet portraits, Etsy is now deluged with mass-produced goods and AI knockoffs. Some customers don’t seem to mind.

Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house

This utter muppet of a conservative Canadian politician in New Brunswick forgot to remove the LLM text from his floor speech and read it out loud.

Alt text: an extremely athletic Chinese woman in a white dress shirt, gray blazer, and gray pencil skirt does a bunch of stunts with pencil heels like running full speed in different terrain, jumping into trees, and in general punishing the shoes while looking hot.

𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆@infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 2w ago

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

Me: what if I made some progress on things to sell at markets. Brain: what if you made Jimothy instead.

$200 chewy gift card for whoever adopts this beautiful girl. Run and get her now. She’s waiting for her hero.

Show Your Soft Side@softside.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hey! It’s Change The World Wednesday, so let’s get Simone a home! This sweet senior been waiting at Chesapeake Cats & Dogs Rescue (MD) for 1527 days now! 😿 B/c she’s older? ‘Just a brown tabby’? A little shy at first? Whatever! Loves getting petted, other cats. ADOPT OR SPREAD THE WORD! (More 👇) 1/2

Alt text (don't read visual people): video of adrianmorales85 posting "Hitler was evil, sure, but" where the video shows one word at a time, pauses on "sure," zooms in at "but" as the riff starts on "Welcome to the Jungle"

rue@deathcarpets.sisc.one · 2w ago

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

I am a Millennial so i contextualize everything through avatar the last airbender and its related properties

Did you know you can lose your sense of taste and smell without getting a cold or COVID just because the air has made you very congested?

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

*watching Silo* Me: Hmmm they can't go outside because the air is poison. Sounds horrible

I often get confused for a butch lesbian and let the record show that that is Actually On Purpose and I welcome comparisons to butch lesbians.

When there's an explosive diarrhea outbreak but you have IBS

I just saw someone call the cyclosporiasis turboshits "MAHA Blast" and I fear that's the name now. fuck

My favorite compliment to get is on my skin, because it's one of the only ones I can accept gracefully having worked VERY HARD to take care of my skin and then I can extol the importance of skincare and sunscreen.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

A cool summer night Fireflies gently flickering A fire going in our lovely backyard Making s'mores One more gender-neutral grave

microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose

U.S. SENATORS: doctor, doctor! is mitch mcconnell ok? is he alive? DOCTOR: i’ve never seen anything like it. he might still be alive. he might have already gone off to the afterlife. there’s just no way to know for sure. LINDSEY GRAHAM (kicking out the 12th story hospital window): oh yes there is.

"after a brief but sudden illness" just putting this out there