Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”
Always missing and remembering the incomparable Philip Seymour Hoffman, born on this day in 1967. No one better. ❤️ PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE (2002)
For God’s sake, be economical with your lamps and candles! not a gallon you burn, but at least one drop of man’s blood was spilled for it.
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car
Taking solace in the fact that nobody is better than us at inventing games
we are deep into provincial France and the table next to us are bellowing "you can shove your longboats up your arse"
DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff have separated after three years of marriage.
NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with AI and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in AI psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in AI slop, and even asking ChatGPT who to fire futurism.com/artificial-i...
Bosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI, Using It to Make Every Decision, Barraging Their Employees With Nonsensical ChatGPT Directives, and Even Asking It Who to Fire
AI-obsessed executives and managers are creating a distinct new type of toxic work environment for the slop era, workers told us.
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“Unaddressed trauma made me check Twitter during Captain America” ok man sure
TIL that Leni Riefenstahl died in 2003, thus living long enough to see Stuart Little 2
Proudly showing off all the food stains on my clothes as evidence of a varied diet
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog. ME: Woow
