I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
robertus
@robertus.bsky.social
Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, sublime dot idealist at the gee mail.
anyway, if anyone has a lead on jobs for a science journalist/writer who has been a planetarium director (meaning I can talk to the public), please let me know. I am *awfully* broke.
One sign of the rise of male supremacy and the decline in women’s status is the ubiquity of online porn lingo in casual speech.
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 2d agoIt was this one, and, yes, I do believe that was an All In first.
It's grim how Wannabe Executive Brain has so thoroughly poisoned baseball discourse that the Red Sox feel like they have to make excuses for swapping a bum catcher for an All-Star catcher because they also threw in a bunch of mostly unranked A-ball prospects
the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.
The Mets traded their entire pitching staff for prospects and didn't get a single guy good enough to be in their mediocre pipeline's top 10? Another David Stearns masterclass.
delivering the sushi back into the ocean. a thoughtful machine.
Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest.gay · 3d agoHopecore
My favorite What We Do in the Shadows Easter Egg: Colin Robinson is personally responsible for the events of the movie Se7en www.instagram.com/reel/DalMT5y...
Louis Peitzman@louispeitzman.bsky.social · 4d agoShoutout to this iconic Halloween costume.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
@dly.bsky.social : 1. Ken Jennings announced he played NYT games and made silly words with his wife. 2. Beloved @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social did the right thing and told him to stop supporting them. 3. He snarked something shitty at Gwen. 4. We all rode with pitchforks to G’s defense.
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
reuters.com
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
theonion.com
I wrote a sonnet about taking this longevity thing too far.
The Iron Dome around Trump's brain came down in about 1987 and no new information has been let in ever since. It's all moldering New York Post issues and Playboys in there now. Musk is just the world's most famous case study in GamerGate radicalization
Tornado watch in effect, thanks MD for setting me straight forever on this
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure Laugh
Alt: From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, the "Iron Maiden? Excellent" air guitaring.
static.klipy.com
Jillbles@jillbles.bsky.social · last wk.Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
This could be the plot of a Chaucer tale
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · last wk.It took a team of crack surgeons to resolve this situation.
this summer's cultural cross over we've all been waiting for jimothy x bayeux
