avril

@sego.li

they/them | editor by day, movie watcher by night

allison montgomery, the trans woman who won in alabama, deployed messaging like this where 1. she directly calls republicans pedophiles and sex pests 2. she directly points out that sex testing kids is pedophilic. compare this to the spineless cis wafflers who face no danger here lol

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The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.

hearing someone recap their dreams is pretty much always more boring for you than it is for them. now imagine someone is telling you about their dream and they tell you that you were a "cowardly lion" in this one

Parents... please check your children's candy tonight. I just went through Salomé Athena's haul and I found a copy of the Jorge Luis Borges short story collection "The Garden of Forking Paths". This metatextual exploration may be too advanced for young readers.

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there are a lot of great Frasier episodes predicated on the idea of a gay guy thinking Frasier is also gay and coming onto them. the very best one is the one where this happens to Patrick Stewart, and Frasier is like "being gay would rule if it means I get to sleep with this guy"

GTA VI JASON: Oh fuck off. Ingmar Bergman did not put his whole pussy into Hour of the Wolf. Ingmar Bergman didn't even have a pussy. GTA VI LUCIA: Honey, how many times have I told you, you have to stop reading the popular reviews on Letterborxd, we have big crime and many side missions to do.