Cal Neuvost

@skeletoninside.bsky.social

I am a spooky skeleton (inside) ☼ NYC born & raised ☼ he or they Yes, I made this account in Nov 2024. No, I've never watched Rachel Maddow.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)

EVERY TEEN GIRL IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF LA: Jared Leto groomed and sexually assaulted me HOLLYWOOD: Jaaareddd. Did you do that, Jared. TINY BABY JARED LETO: [tugs Hollywood down by its sleeve, whispers in its ear] HOLLYWOOD: OK. Ok I'll tell them. Yeah no I dunno he says he didn't do it

We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)