Mike Read's short shorts. Yikes #totp

Argentina.

Incredible caption. (Cat-ption?)

Makes you think. #SPAARG

Adolf Eichmann, Josef Mengele, Erich Priebke, Eduard Roschmann, Walter Kutschmann, Josef Schwammberger - we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all! Javier Milei, can you hear me? Javier Milei, your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!

EUROPE UNDEFEATED, THE AMERICAS IN THE MUD, ALEXA PLAY ODE TO JOY

#WorldCup #ESPARG #ARGESP

Chris Burn@chrisburn.bsky.social · 2w ago

Get Enzo Fernandez out of the dressing room so we can all see him cry at full time.

Where's your Malvinas banner now, ya little slugs.

Fuck off VARgentina

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

Fucking yes!!!!!!

Boys from the Dwarf

Me at kick-off Me at full-time

Oh man. I had the best HYDRATION BREAK pic, and didn't use it.

DO SOME SHITTING FOOTBALL YOU SHIFTLESS BUGGERS #WorldCup #ESPARG #ARGESP

Eliot Fletcher AKA Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

Some notable exceptions but my impression:

ROONEY IS AMAZING. “I THOUGHT IT WAS CRAP”. LEGEND

Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code

KNIGHTHOOD FOR ROONEY

Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes.

Dearie me

0.00000001 secs into this 'halftime show'... #WorldCup

And now for the spectacular half time show.

"I received a letter from Joe Maplin this morning, in his own words as usual, so I'll read it out."

The first World Cup Final where everyone switches to ITV because some of this BALLS is replaced by adverts.