Co worker just handed me a job. When I passed on it (it's not my job/responsibility) they shit me (and my boss) a copy of my position description *from chat GPT* they are literally using chat GPT to tell me my job

COMIC: The Balrog

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

Lanterns has me so mad. I need to vent so badly

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam

If you are excited to watch a livestream execution, then brother, you’re a piece of shit.

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

Comrades, I have "eat cake -1300hrs" on my work calendar, followed by "whiskey - 1330hrs" My job gets pretty cool on Fridays

It's Wold Octopus Day. Remember to hug your octopus.

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

Micah@rincewind.run · last wk.

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo “It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.”

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown

/taking the absolute longest sigh ever I have got to read reviews *before* buying new Ttrpg's

giggles!

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

Lupus Londonwolf@lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 2w ago

I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives

Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

I have 99 problems, but it turns out about 12 of them are solved with the application of a toasted cheese sandwich

Given the creator having some shitty views and also just straight up being a plagiarist, you can def give inktober a miss! If you want to do a drawing challenge, you do you, but don’t feel like you’re obligated—we already do enough unpaid labour, let’s not add more to the pile.

John Scary Name Cullen@nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 2y ago

An important PSA from Batman

Game plan going great

imagine killing a whole mammoth and ur crush is like sorry im only into gatherers

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Preparing a little one shot for my Thursday group

hey guys I've got a wooden plank here, a four-foot length of 2x4. does anyone want to hire it as an actor? or fuck it? or make it write poetry? you can do literally anything you want to the 2x4, call it slurs. torture it. no? what if it was taller? or shorter, no judgment. it's pine. I can get oak

How to enjoy a staff meeting: 1. Stop listening. 2. Imagine you’re down at Fraggle Rock.