i was really bummed out by something my estranged sister said to me and then my daughter said “mom, that’s like a cockroach telling a unicorn they’re not special” and now i feel so much better

Post-breakup “no contact rule” = fight ice with ice. 🥶💔

Is it possible my heart has been whole this entire time, because the breaking became part of its story? From Solo Date #3: Riding with Wolves: thekeyofjaye.com/date-3-ridin...

do i really miss the 90s or do i just miss having hope for a better future?

This day in history. 1916. Canadian Pte. James Richardson earned a Victoria Cross for parading in front of the enemy playing the bagpipes inspiring his comrades to capture a German entrenchment. He was shot dead of course, you can't expect men raised on Brahms to tolerate the old dudelsack for long.

Be the cringe you want to see in the world.

When you leave the theater emotionally annihilated and absolutely starving: now that's a GOOD MOVIE.

I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids

Interviewer: do you have any skills that aren’t listed on ur CV Me:

I’ll put you in my MySpace top 8 if you play with my hair

The sexual tension between you and the best part of the song.

I'm 'made casette mix tapes for love interests' years old

when you’re mad at me this is who you’re mad at:

This day in history. 1844. The first international cricket match began in Montréal between Canada and the USA. The losing American captain complained that the Canadians treated his team very badly and was one of the worst teams to deal with and when a reporter questioned that he said quiet, piggy.

I opened my wallet and the world turned sepia and a guy slinging a guitar started singing about dust

The assassin stared into his victim’s disbelieving eyes as the life slowly drained from them, avoiding the blood still spurting from where his teeth had pierced their jugular. Jarred from his reverie by a woman’s screams behind him, he hopped away, a siren rising in the distance.

He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.

Touching grass is not enough I need to fight a raccoon over a pizza crust

But does she calm your central nervous system bro?

Embrace the negative space... BE the negative space... (But, like… spacious. Not a void, a breath... unless you want to be a void, then be the sun-swallowing void).

Watching the news, as a bit.

I am!

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3w ago

After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available now on all major streaming services.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Here, I know how much you guys love carpeted toilet accessories. Photo from my collection, 1966.

*handing out treats to my cats* "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

filling your fanny pack with spaghetti and meatballs is self-care

This day in history. 1995. Talk Like a Pirate Day. Some people call it Aaarrrbour Day.

Art is shadow work. 🖤✨❤️‍🩹