jim

@toebone.bsky.social

special mint green night vans that come your house at bedtime like an ice cream truck, all electric quiet as wind. sleep attendant gives you narcotic nose sprays out of a huge flonase the size of fancy restaurant pepper grinder and a welsh rarebit in styrofoam container

PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.

this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary

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“no talking about climate change and wildfires tonight" why? "you talk about it everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

I may have posted it before but in case you haven’t seen her here is my capybara pebble. She had fallen out of an old flint wall in Linton Cambridgeshire & was lying on the pavement 🤎

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