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Joe Papperello

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 2y ago

my sweet small child has woken me up early on sunday morning yet again

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥@thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 2y ago

Gary Ruddell, 1988

assbutt @nasboat.org · last mo.

thought about this meme again and started laughing like an idiot at work

Ween fans when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on

hi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 2w ago

the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."

hi their@mikemay.bsky.social · 2w ago

They blast it with flavor because it's cheaper than infusing it.

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 2w ago

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why

Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 3w ago

KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES

Hourly Cosmos@hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 3w ago

Dimorphos captured by DRACO - From Simeon Schmauß (stim3on.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2p5s7Xf

Mosaic of Dimorphos created from the final images taken with the DRACO camera onboard the DART spacecraft.

The night side of the asteroid is dimly lit by its parent asteroid Didymos.

Credit: NASA/APL/Simeon Schmauß

glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · last mo.

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3y ago

That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.

Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 2mo ago

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"

Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi guy with a smooth and domed head that kind of looks like a butt and huge exaggerated earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his forgead. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone. He is pursing his mouth and doing a 'Jim from The Office' look to camera. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2mo ago

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

24 years ago I was sent to a London pub by a newspaper to interview and drink whisky (no “e” over here) with Lemmy, who was in the band Motorhead and, before that, slightly less famously, Hawkwind and, before that, much less famously, Sam Gopal. We had a good chat: about being from the part of the Midlands north of the River Trent, about books, and about roadying for Hendrix in the mid-60s (him, not me; I was minus nine at the time). When the record company PR sidled over to tell me my time was up, Lemmy waved him away. “No, no, I’m enjoying this,” he said, commandingly. I realised at this point that I had another question I’d been meaning to ask but hadn’t. “Are you scared of anything?” I said to Lemmy. “Nothing,” he replied. Then he paused and frowned for a moment, as if an idea had suddenly occurred to him. “Oh, maybe snakes,” he said. “It’s because they’ve got no shoulders.”

Joe Papperello @torn.rip · 3mo ago

Life finds a way

Joe Papperello @torn.rip · 3mo ago

Finally some good news

Andrew Mueller@andrewmueller.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Does anyone have an idea of numbers, like within a bracket of 20 or so. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I did not make this. I wish I had made it

chuu with gun @totallynotskoden.bsky.social · 4mo ago

[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life]

"da greatest to ever do it baby" - disco elysium guy

doc shartman@docshartman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby

No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 4mo ago

A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.

Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 5mo ago

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it

Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.