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we never get the zoot suit riot we want, we always get the zoot suit riot we deserve
Jack@wakeupangry.bsky.social · 5mo agoUpon reflection, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies is even a grosser name than I realized at the time.
C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it
going door to door knocking on group chats asking if my wife is in there
My group chat is just me and your mom sharing wholesome recipes.
DID YOU KNOW: Disney/Pixar named him "Buzz" Lightyear as a nod to the character 's obvious drinking problem
funeral director: listen thanks for bringing the birthday cake, however the family asks that you deflate the moon bounce
funeral director: listen thanks for bringing the birthday cake, however the family asks that you deflate the moon bounce
so, we ran a diagnostic. we can't repair it because, technically, the camera on your phone isn't defective. it only mirrors your collective failures and poor choices as a human being.
Me: Well, I'm no expert. Him: But? Me: But what?
I appreciate that these cheese puffs understand what an actual serving size for me is
so, we ran a diagnostic. we can't repair it because, technically, the camera on your phone isn't defective. it only mirrors your collective failures and poor choices as a human being.
Even though I lit him on fire and buried him in the backyard, my childhood teddy bear kept showing up on my bed.
Me: Please use "honky" in a sentence. ChatGPT: Fuck you Honky. Me: That's not very nice. ChatGPT: You said to use it in a sentence?
