Vito Gulla
@vitogulla.bsky.social
adjunct professor, car washer, writer, and all-around big dumb idiot | short fiction in Pithead Chapel, The Big Click, Mulberry Fork Review, LA Review of LA, and Subtopian | repped by Union Literary
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Just watched THE KING OF COMEDY for the first time, incredible film, funniest part is when the secretary on the phone tells Rupert Jerry’s in a meeting and Rupert says “I am also in a meeting”
"Do you think James Joyce and Virginia Woolf would be wasting her time on social media getting into petty controversies?" ABSOLUTELY YES. ARE YOU KIDDING?
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
🎶 And if I only could I'd make a deal with God And I'd get Him to swap our faces Be tracking down that bomb Tracking down my wife Trading places
write the book you want to read because you will have to read it over and over and over when revising
what all this gibberish of yours is about, I don’t know, and I don’t much care
Bro, I fucking love private equity. They’ve made getting fast food so much better. Going through the drive thru means waiting the parking lot for 20 minutes until a person brings you food you didn’t order that’s way less in value than what you paid. Fucking rocks.
I’m watching the original Rocky for the first time in forever. I respect the fuck out of the fact that Stallone pretended to make a movie about boxing so he could make a movie about how being Italian-American is a form of brain damage.
just got out of The Killer and wow, you sure can see Danny Lee's big long mole hair on this 4k remaster
No this is also not true, you have schizophrenia, sorry
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
it was good of Shirley Jackson to write that story and teach us all not to do ritual sacrifice. and even better of her to sneak in subtle hints that it was just the stoning that was the problem, not the concept of a lottery itself. after all, a little gambling never hurt anyone
Breaking news here folks: summer sucks. People that like this are wrong.
Getting this year’s Philly Bookstore Crawl events live on the site and ready for social… SIXTY BOOKSTORES THIS YEAR. It’s also weirdly the first year sponsorships have felt impossible. But a few publishing pals, local buddies, and authors saved the day. See you 8/22. www.phillybookstorecrawl.com
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Really don't appreciate it when people slander me by repeating exactly what I said.
This is my message to America on its birthday
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · last mo.dick's nice and all but clean your room you nasty bitch!
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want
It's so silly, because without criticism, you're completely at the mercy of the advertisers. The influence of the critic is so small compared with the power of the advertiser. (1980)
