people, correctly, hate the vc demons that always do this kind of thing but I also think the people who decided to sell to the demons are equally responsible for this shit

Erin Keane@erinkeane.bsky.social · yesterday

Salon.com's team had an amazing election night. It is truly so fun, such an honor, to work with such smart, passionate, deeply funny people. This morning, we were informed the publication was closed, effective immediately. Here's the official company message. www.salon.com/2026/11/05/g...

We did it.

numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district

you WILL live in the 15 minute city you WILL eat the lab-grown meat you WILL have blue hair and pronouns

permission to lib out? libbing out tonight queen?? permission to lib out??

Sharing with screenshot for accessibility, because the Etsy witches might need screen readers not just reading the word CANDLE repeatedly, who knows? Also please manifest it; it would be the funniest thing.

Ian Bowers@iggdawg.com · 3d ago

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Wow cooked

Nick Kapur@nickkapur.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Guy on his first day of commuting to work by bicycle"

Boston legal already did this

Chunkin’ Deuces✌️@thiccceywicket.bsky.social · last wk.

Moby Dick and Captain Ahab are young lawyers trying to make partner at a white shoe law firm

Hundreds of millions of dollars. If they had supported actual mathematicians with that, instead of their theft- and trauma-based computer programs, what could we have had? Theorems, yes. But also: the training and support of early-career researchers. The formation of collaborative research groups.

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

Altman says OpenAI has spent hundreds of millions on math — and has more discoveries up its sleeve. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

DONT ENCLOSE THE COMMONS

Rev. Dr. Everett Howe@ewhowe.com · last wk.

My colleagues, don’t enclose the commons. Don’t sacrifice the soul of your work for short-term gain. Don’t address your questions to a chatbot. Work with your colleagues. Help your students. Use your own brains. Strengthen your profession. Be human.

My colleagues, don’t enclose the commons. Don’t sacrifice the soul of your work for short-term gain. Don’t address your questions to a chatbot. Work with your colleagues. Help your students. Use your own brains. Strengthen your profession. Be human.

I wasn't going to take a photo of this, so here's a reconstruction of what we saw at the dog park. (very important)

Would you like to customize your GUESTS for the DINNER PARTY? •YES >USE DEFAULT GUESTS 6:30PM — Your First Guest ~1-on-1 Convo Challenge~

"I was a dumbass for X, Y, Z reasons. Material reality made me see the error of my ways" is actually incredibly uplifting stuff, especially from a 25 year old with a blue collar job and a HS diploma. He was a teenager during Trump 1

brent 🌹🗽@therealbrent.bsky.social · 2w ago

my god

People forget that back in the 90s, kids weren't on the computer all the time, they didn't have cell phones. Instead they watched the Beethoven dog movies

Greek yogurt is a really healthy snack if you don't care how things taste.

The invincible airplane

They call it the forest because when I say “a bunch of trees!” it is the forest thing you think of

Fielder: So the patient IS the clown Pagliacci Holmes: right Fielder: so why is that funny? Holmes: it's just funny. Like, he should go see a clown

This Day in Labor History: October 16, 1859. John Brown and a group of followers invade the federal arsenal at Harpers Ferry, Virginia (today WV) to start a war and end slavery. Let's talk about this key moment in American labor history!

Sex workers: I can't explain how much you CANNOT post photos from rentals where you physically are, while you are physically there. This is real and it's terrifying:

s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · 4w ago

I can't see any way this tool might be used for questionable purposes. (Also a REAL GOOD REASON to be careful about posting photos of the inside of your house!!!)

Me, looking at a furry cowboy hat: "it's giving a certain Jamiro c'est quai"

I’m obsessed

Randy Au@randyau.com · 3w ago

I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today

This is very difficult in the present environment, where the moment you say "this belongs to everyone" a capitalist is waiting with a fence, a lawyer, and a cop to say "hey i'm everyone, this belongs to me"

SNL banned Sinead O'Connor for life for protesting child abuse in the Catholic church, but gave this knob a third hosting gig. Nothing ever changes.

Rachel Pinnelas 💭@racheaissance.com · 4w ago

“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”

men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy

Rachel Pinnelas 💭@racheaissance.com · 4w ago

“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”