As always relevant

Been sayin' it since 2019

america’s local band cheekface@cheekface.bsky.social · last mo.

abolish ice

When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts

i'm something of a chungus scientist myself. i study the famous species of 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘪 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘶𝘴.

Let her have this one

ICE are domestic terrorists

fuck these domestic terrorists, hope each and every one winds up on theicelist.org and faces consequences once this pathetic party's temper tantrum gets checked

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last mo.

ICE killed a random guy today.

Terrorist website.

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Not gonna pierce these baking potatoes with a fork, in fact I hope they explode. I hope it takes out the whole neighborhood.

📢 THE BOYS HAVE RETURNED AND BREACHED THE TOWN PERIMETER. ALL CITIZENS TO ACTION STATIONS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Air to Ground Message: K LOVE THX FOR GREAT WORK 2DAY. Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a812a4b2e46 F: #ff2105d8146

🎼Can't stand this old fish life 🥁 🎶 Gotta find a few fish wives 🎺

Toyota will never have a national sales event.

Turns out Jerusalem had Peptides

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Pastor Martin Sedra fumes that "America has created this gay version of Jesus Christ": "Jesus was not effeminate. Jesus was a bold lion. I always tell people Jesus was not a soft guy. He had six packs. He was the most ripped guy you'll ever meet."

Ran out of new drugs to try. Been making fictional ones to put into my disposable vapes instead

Hell of a wikipedia edit

This whole weird rant actually works as a great admission of the fact that the trans panic was created out of whole cloth by Republicans. It sure would have been great if our nation's esteemed media outlets reported on it that way.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump: "Can you imagine 20 years ago having a president standing up, saying, 'We will not allow men to play in women's sports'? They'd say, 'This guy's crazy!'"

oppa chudler style

Still one of the most amazing comic pages ever committed to ink and wood pulp.

CONTRARIAN QUOTE DUNK W RATIO

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 3d ago

NEW: Flock has said for years that its cameras "cannot track individuals." We found the code for its new AI tool. It's preloaded w/ prompts like "Find me witness" & "find relatives." One tracks visitors of multiple hotels, another if you visit banks after midnight. www.wired.com/story/flock-...

Yes, but has anyone successfully flown a dick helicopter?

in binary the 0s stand for woke and the 1s stand for chud

If you unsubscribe from The Atlantic, we'll give you a free one-year digital subscription to Current Affairs. Just email proof of cancellation to editor@currentaffairs.org and stop paying for neoliberal brain rot.

i work for bluesky as a recruiter for types of guys everyone can get mad at

beta shock gloves vs chad water-bucket-atop-door

Mezentine@mezentine.bsky.social · 4d ago

Boy if that ain’t just the entire right wing ethos in a single quote.

One of the coolest videos of all-time. MTV showed it about 40 times a day and I loved watching it every single time.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d ago

Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” turns 30 today. The lyrics were prescient, said frontman Jason Kay: 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘝𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 “But I’ll never get the credit for it,” he added.