Three Things I Wish I Knew Before Getting Married: 1. Black wedding dress: Funny? Yes. Cursed? Also yes 2. You look amazing. Get a solo photo in case the dude’s temporary 3. Just because someone asks you to marry them doesn’t mean you have to
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Halloween costume plan is sexy depressive episode carrying my little dog in a purse who is dressed as Zoloft
🔊 Nature staff discuss a network of organizations that have been building their ranks through deceptive practices go.nature.com/4s028JN
Briefing Chat: Top researchers are being misled by sham academic societies
Nature staff discuss a network of organizations that have been building their ranks through deceptive practices.
go.nature.com
Billionaire families have spent $1.7 BILLION influencing the 2026 midterms. $1.2 BILLION of that is benefiting politicians they believe will give them MORE tax breaks. Let's be real. We CANNOT fix this economy until we stop letting billionaires warp it by buying our politics.
MANAGER: why are you late for work? ME: why are you lowkey obsessed with me?
[Sam Altman jabbing his finger at a preprint on his laptop that he cannot explain or verify] “Don’t you see? We understand more about the structure of reality”
Today I made Velveeta fudge and now I don’t know how to proceed with my life.
You can always tell when the world tries to learn from your thoughts because it'll have some universal truth act casual for being wrong and wait for you to say like "2+2=a trick I picked up stealing cars"
selling some stuff on fb marketplace. I do think that photo of me would make an interesting movie poster
Every day I see our friend Nurse Hammam is still alive, I pray that we can help him enough to survive this. Please share and help if you’re able 💜
Micheeel@micheeel.bsky.social · 5d agoA few days ago, Nurse Hammam & his family survived an Israeli bombing in Gaza, but they lost their tent & are now homeless, hungry, sleeping on the streets with nothing. They urgently need $350 for a new tent & food. Every contribution could be a lifeline for them🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/1844...
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms https://theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptive-autopsy-into-why-they-lost-midterms/
was reminded that Alito's originalism book, "So Ordered," comes out today and--
Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie@audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 8mo ago...SO have you ORDERED "The Originalism Trap: How Extremists Stole the Constitution and How We the People Can Take It Back" yet? bc you should do that instead 😏 bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
BREAKING: A $111 BILLION merger closed today. The Ellison family is worth upwards of $185 billion. They now own Paramount, Warner Bros, HBO Max, CNN, and CBS. Billionaires are consolidating power over our politics and our media. This is what rigging the system looks like.
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column
Most stylish couple. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Get in on the ground floor of the agent everyone is talking about. Here are some of our favorite Z prompts to have a better and more fulfilling life. (This post is #PoweredByZ, proud sponsor of the Tim Heidecker Podcast.)
me: we’re being reamed by neutrinos rn colleague: don’t say it like that
I drunkenly ordered a "real goblin egg" off of Temu several weeks back and completely forgot about it until a guy in an unmarked van threw a box labeled BIOHAZARD through my front window.
Just found out about music. Not sure where to start listening though.
doctor i’m afraid it’s getting worse. more and more with each passing day i am chuckling as i send gifs in texts
Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you
never in my life have i met a cat as stinky as this guy. jfc. he just casually lets out absolutely NUCLEAR farts several times per day and his shits are on a whole other level. my god. the type of smell that makes your eyes water. this is uncharted territory for me 💀
