"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain

Junot@slopmoding.bsky.social · 2y ago

One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps

shoutout to my eccentric uncle that sporadically visits and inspired my brother and i to grow up to collect weird knowledge and objects

Kenny Logins@kennylogins.bsky.social · 13h ago

FIRING SQUAD MEMBER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

Ordinarily I'm unmoved by "in the future we won't have XYZ because of AI" but this one hit me in my soul. I love jank and I used to produce a lot of it. But intentional jank isn't the same as organic, free-range jank. Like Birdemic or The Room, it CANNOT be made on purpose

🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · 8h ago

I think one thing I really don't like about the future is that I think AI ends up really devaluing jank. We need whole new levels of jank machines can't imagine.

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dillo saint dillo@dillo.media · 3d ago

YUP

Control Resonant (2026)

ceej@ceej.online · last wk.

we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule

DYLAN: Hey, uh, Zoe? I found a bathroom, but it says it's "temporally" out of order, not "temporarily". Should I be concerned? ZOE: Ah, shit. The Temporal Restroom must've escaped when the lockdown fell. I'll send a team DYLAN: Looks like you might've already sent them, there's dead agents here too.

Lisa Carey@msleedy.bsky.social · last wk.

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.

20XX@20xx.bsky.social · 2w ago

it sounds like jay sherman in that one episode of the simpsons

A rogue AI agent shit my pants

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

KING GRAHAM suggests a commedia to the crimson-nosed man, but the man only sobs more. KING GRAHAM: "Oh well, I guess it's the jester that counts."

Microsoft Music Producer@midifactory.bsky.social · 3w ago

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.

i prefer the original klingon

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3w ago

Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

🎶give me the bleach, boys and free my soul i’ll fall into a cherry blossom hole and drift away🎶

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign

Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2mo ago

FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

this is what killed Bob Mackie

Chase Mitchell@chasemit.bsky.social · 4w ago

Create-a-Character-ass outfit

Damn those off-brand oreos go hard

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago

International athletics brand Hyrox has issued an apology after allowing an athlete to complete a race in Beijing despite “soiling herself” midway through the event

loving the new look

link in the hyrule castle courtyard when zelda starts telling him about the usurper ganondorf