My favorite part of Fall is watching the states change colors.

Lady Birkenstock's Lover

I hammered on my glockenspiel for this?

Dabbing linseed oil on my pulse points bc me and democracy gonna have a nooner today

THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD CONSPIRED TO GIVE YOU ROCKS, CHARLIE BROWN

Boston! This Thursday come to the Lilypad in Inman sq for a spooky time! Featuring Bog Fancy authors and musicians and performances by friends of the mag! 8pm to midnight

The hardest part about encountering a person with a handlebar mustache is wondering if they're a time traveler from 1937 or 2007.

Some fun, spooky activities you can do at home to get you in the mood for Halloween! • remove a hair clog from a drain • call an insurance provider to dispute a bill • change the battery in a blaring smoke alarm • silently unload a dishwasher while an angry man naps

Most arrangements are edible, including the ones made of eels.

The old gods of southern new england

I think for Halloween this year I'll dress up as a hagfish and gift trick-or-treaters who come to my door with a generous scoop of celebratory slime. Kids love hagfish mucus. There's a great slime recipe at anus.org

Date night idea: we headbutt our way through The Lying Oak Tree deep in Hangman's Wood.

WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUN'CATE. No, sorry, that's inaccurate. What we have here is a little promo teaser of what you might expect at the Bog Fancy Commencement on Oct 29!!! cc @flargle.bsky.social @sifu.tweety.fish @mute-city.bsky.social @apparent-radiant.bsky.social

What would you wish for?

everything reminds me of her

Scarecrows reproduce asexually along networks of straw underground, forming buds as far away as six miles. On the borders of their territory, when they encounter a scarecrow not closely related, they will ritually bang. Their lovemaking summons a witch who decides territorial supremacy.

The fact that HVAC stands for HELL VACUUM should concern more home and business owners than it does.

If you write an article about a new sport jersey variant and there is not a picture of that jersey in the article you (and your editor!) should be sent to The Hague

The song Pat-a-cake always pissed me off a little. Like bitch, THIS IS ART

BOG FFANCY FFALL FFORMAL feat @apparent-radiant.bsky.social. Weird readings, accompanied by weird music, followed by weird dancing (courtesy of you) as the chilling sounds of Zombies With Attitude, Do Whatever Die Whenever, and No Grave lacquer your body in mauve satin!!! Oct 29, Lilypad, Cambridge.

A lot of people talk about disappointing their parents- but why stop there? There's a whole world full of people you can let down. Reach for the stars

What a spectacular blue autumn sky for my floaters to swim in

I found a nice hole in the ground for us to lie down in. The cool kids are calling it a grave.

My kid says I look like "a fancy grey rat, like the most expensive one in the pet store" 💅

I can perform the national anthem with just the whooshing sounds of my kicks and punches.

My yearly visit to the Country Kitchen Cenobites of Drumlin Farm

GUESS WHAT #synthsky? On Halloween Eve Eve (two days before the big day) @apparent-radiant.bsky.social is teaming up with improv electronic artists and synth doom bands to bring you an evening of creep-ass readings set to creep-ass music...