Petti Crocker

@aquarianairhead.bsky.social

Just some awkward goofball. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, recently rejuvenated brass player/middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)

not for nothing “i’m cash poor, all my money is fake and on loan, why would i string together the massive sum required for a flight from miami to south america to avoid extradition to europe for something so simple as 60 charges of rape and human trafficking” is incredibly funny

Dr Dean Burnett@drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 3h ago

My next book has a whole section on the psychology behind "People becoming successful by simply lying about already being successful then charging other people to learn their 'secrets' about how to become successful". This would make a perfect case study, but I doubt the legal team will go with it.

bad.baltic.takes 12h
Lawvers for Andrew Tate have had to admit in
court that he is not a citizen of Estonia as he
previously claimed.
Much of his wealth and status is fabricated, they
said in attempt to convince the court he and his
brother are not a flight risk if released on bail
That included his claims to seven passports.
"The Tates are engaged in several businesses
teaching men how to earn money. It is in their
interest to portray themselves on social media
as uberwealthy." 1/3

Please understand that I just want to be loved, for you to realize that I'm special, that I’m only here on this earth for a brief, rare moment in time, covered in bbq sauce, like a McRib

My asshole neighbor said their deepest desire is for them and their cat to die on the same day and be buried together. Yet I show up with a sledgehammer and a shovel and somehow I am in trouble with the homeowner's association. 😠

I’m about to say something so neurodivergent it borders on self-parody, but I am trying to watch a relaxing ASMR video of someone quietly sorting a huge bag of assorted shapes and sizes of beads, only I can’t relax because she’s sorting them wrong and it’s actually making me more tense

NEW: Plaintiff response to Team Trump suggestion of demolishing Kennedy Center “Defendants have not-so-subtly said: ‘This is a nice Kennedy Center you have here, and what a shame should something happen to it.’ This is a breathtaking assault on the rule of law. It's delusional"

MS NOW: "The Talarico campaign is filing a legal motion to unseal two depositions Ken Paxton gave in 2019 and 2022. A source tells MS NOW the Talarico campaign has reason to believe Paxton admitted to crimes in those depositions."

Hate when I discover someone I’ve never interacted with has me blocked. At least let me make some bad posts at you first. Call you a funny name or something

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

They’ve constructed an entire world in which an octogenarian’s untimely death was, in fact, perfectly, conveniently timed, represented her being hoisted by her own petard and that therefore, all this being true, she had it coming. You cannot build community with or around people who think like this.

Climate change. LGBTQ rights. Racial justice. Education. Healthcare. Immigration. Borders. International relations. Every single concession, every meeting halfway, every unwarranted stipulation, nothing but precious time wasted and immense, pointless harm.

Just saw Facebook antivaxxers speculating that 80-year-old Dolly Parton’s death was hastened by the COVID vaccine she helped fund the development of and received—half a decade ago—and am thinking about how the past decade spent catering to these people has been nothing but a waste of time.

I had a burger patty (no bun obvs) out at the back-to-school picnic. Can't decide if that was enough to hold me til dinner, but nothing else sounds good. I stood around & served lemonade for about 2.5 hours. I'm so tired. But I have to present orientation slides to my new students at 4:25. Sigh.

Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that

Beautiful Brilliant Tim The original confident, seductive, naughty, hilarious, sexy, brat, Jagger, Bowie, Mercury all borrowed his aspects of his Rocky persona. We did a crappy, straight to video, 2 pay bills But we had a phenomenal time & I fell in love with him of course as did everyone 🖤🎶🕊️

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