The upcoming solar eclipse in Leo has the energy of the death of a king. Just saying.

hanging out

*wishes upon a shooting star Shooting star: you ain’t seen nothin

Someone asked me why I enjoy Bluesky so I showed her your posts and she started crying

Not to brag, but none of my appliances play jingles.

URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)?

Karaoke tomorrow AND Friday? In.

You mean to tell me we're on a whole different month? When did that happen!?

Settled on my memoir title: Pudding on a Brave Face

i would like the *boops

No matter our differences we just need to agree on some of the important things in life . . . like the fact that pizza is healthy because it contains veggies.

I tested the air purifier's sensor. It works. 😎💨

Ooooo I found chocolate in my fridge! How the hell did I forget about you, my precious.

Before the internet we had to shout at books

We should probably stop electing people whose brains don't work so good. 

A few of the mushrooms I met today

A million poppies gonna make me sleep.

Planets don't cause events. Astrology is built on symbolic correspondence: celestial cycles & human experience unfold in meaningful relationship without requiring one to physically cause the other.

To be loved is to be changed.

Drugs. Just do them

Balancing a bagel on my head calling it my halo.

please stop replying “I know you are but what am I” to all my posts I’m very fragile right now

My blood type is cheese

I don’t wanna make dinner tonight 😒

These emails will be better received with a beverage. It IS happy hour.

Ghosties #WhimsyWednesday

At least I enjoy my own company

Wednesday: Moon in Taurus, the start of the Lunar Waning 4th Quarter on the Fixed Leo to Taurus Half Moon. A challenge to expand what is working for you. Get beyond your patterns and habits. Pursue goals that are beyond comfort and security.

Here is a nice mushroom