Byron P. Dye 🔻
@byronpdye.com
I live in a barn. Gardener and groundskeeper--the obvious murder suspect. Garden variety homo. I post plant stuff, cats, your dinner, the funnier. Peace to you human My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h52nyfiwl2qyhoary7n2hx76/lists/3mar5az7rus2x
"let's go make out in the woods and shoot guns" that's basically a marriage proposal, to me
*taps you on the shoulder* A lot of people don't know this *walks away*
if my mac and cheese doesn’t sound like a wet coochie when i stir it, i don’t want it
You can just shut up, you know. You don't have to tell anyone you're doing it.
Hey I did something fun. Fairy Lantern party earrings. They last 24 hours and can be shut off with a tab insert. The lights can also be replaced if you are handy...will include extras for that. Working on the listing. real moss, lavender and beautiful mullberry paper roses.
about to start penumbramaxxing and getting completely eclipsepilled
had leftover Thai salmon and coconut rice from yesterday so I made salmon fried rice for lunch 
A horror movie about visiting some relatives called "You're Good At Computers, Right?"
why are there so many videos of pelicans trying to eat capybaras and the capybaras absolutely not giving a shit
I think I said/wrote it once or twice but the lack of shock and awe at the rampant corruption by Trump et al is partly explained by the fact that it’s just an extreme on a continuum where the Democrats are very solidly represented half way through.
I don't get. I mean, I get it. I just don't *get* it.
Another #Thwaites update .17.08.2026 Zooming in on the area of "friction" Same GIF ( 2 weeks 2 photos) Clearly , a lot of ice will get crushed if the movement continues. How long can the pinned area withstand such pressure? #ClimateCrisis #cryosphere #Antarctica
Maybe image uploads don't work now cause I tried uploading a nude, you ever think about that?
The worst thing about the self-checkout lane is climbing over all the dead bodies
I don’t know guys Does anybody really know what time it is ? Does anybody really care ? *continues to stir expired didacticism*
@why.bsky.world you gonna fix the app today or nah?
Bluesky has decided to return us to the blessed days of text only Internet. And I for one welcome this daring new initiative.
How it’s playing in Tehran — where “cart” and “truck” may get lost in translation. 🙄
Got thrown out of the club after my medieval bf thought it was a witches coven
bacon and egg rice bowl with a slice of american cheese, kimchi, avocado, and dried seaweed 🍽️ 🍳
makin’ a little milky queen tonight
You ever think about how 2026 is the year WW3 starts in Star Trek?
Milhouse on the Playground
ALT: Milhouse on the Playground
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