where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from
Caitlin
@caitlintake2.bsky.social
A man with a raccoon face led me here.
It is the darkest movie ever, but mostly because Russos forgot to take off the lenscap for a bunch of scenes.
Living long enough to go wild style on Lima beans is prob too much life but here we are
Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples
What's something that feels good but also sometimes feels really bad? I'll go first: Pooping
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
babe are you okay, you’ve barely started singing along with the band’s cover so everyone knows you’re familiar with the original
decaf coffee is made for lil freaks like me who can't control themselves
Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug
I probably owe an apology to everyone I’ve ever said “I’ll remember that” to
Calling "shotgun!" prior to a car ride derives from the Old West phrase "riding shotgun," which referred to a second armed employee sitting next to stagecoach driver as security against people attacking the stage, so, yes, it kind of IS your job to get out and fight that guy I just flipped off.
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not
Writing down all the credits at the end of a movie so I don’t forget them
butt crack perfect shape to hold a taco. Coincidence?
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
Sleepytime Extra should have another bear sneaking up behind this guy with a piano wire
Guacamole is just vegetable pudding. I will not be taking questions at this time.
