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Think like an obelisk Speak like a cairn Act like a stele Fuck like a monolith
That’s right Pluto-bitches, stay losing. You’re never getting back in the big leagues. -this message brought to you by Venus gang
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 17h agoMonday marks 20 years since Pluto was considered a full-fledged planet in our solar system. For some, the sting of that cosmic demotion has never gone away.
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
I met you on a cliff (Saint Paul) What did we talk about.
아 미국 스타트업이 만든 인명구조용 로봇이라는데 다들 저게 날 구하러오면 차라리 걍 불에 뛰어들 듯 이러고 있음
we might be throwing out a generational umami opportunity. i will taste the forbidden fish sauce defector.com/abandoned-fi...
Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
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No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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To all of you out there who've begged me for years to develop an English translation patch for Dreamcast's "Magic: The Gathering", I'm happy to report that someone else finally did it... 🤣 Read more and download here: www.dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewto...
Last time I wrote about Rep. Decker, it was about the 130 different lobbyists who donated to her campaign. This time I'm diving into the time she repeatedly lied to the public, and explaining _why_ she did it: the way she views her job as a public official. letschangecambridge.us/articles/dec...
A contempt for constituents: why Rep. Decker lies
A detailed example of how Rep. Decker has lied to the public, and some thoughts about why she did it.
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(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
Rural people think food comes from them but much more of the value add comes from trading derivatives on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Maxwell House Coffee illustrations by Moebius In 1989 Jean Giraud (aka Moebius) was hired by the Paris office of Young & Rubicam to create illustrations for Maxwell House. The French magazine ads promoted four flavors of instant coffee. #moebius #youngandrubicam #advertising #frenchart #illustration
When your buddy tells you about going to the shore for a cosmetic procedure with his handsome frenchies it's like Bro talks boat docks beaux dogs botox
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
Kind bar, protein, dark chocolate nut. Four bites to finish, three is doable, two would draw too much attention. Tear open the package, peel it to the side. Try to make it all appear mindless. Be present, live a gracious life, drop the wrapper into the closest appropriate bin
