Me at my performance review

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Trump says he did a lot of great stuff but it will kick in later

when i donate $100 to your cause, i do it with the explicit instructions that you should spend all $100 emailing me more. this is my praxis

Everyone was mad that millennial burger place burgers cost $20 fifteen years ago but now every burger cost $20 and you don’t even get to sit on a giant industrial spring in a cold metal room to eat them

Imagine you pour your heart out to your therapist and you find out he wojaked you

You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.

Mashable@mashable.com · last mo.

Netflix's new reality show "Wonka's Golden Ticket" uses AI Gene Wilder as its host. The beloved comedian passed away in 2016, but his voice lives on in AI form. At least Netflix didn't use AI to create the new Oompa Loompas. What do you think of this AI resurrection? Let us know in the comments 👇

i should be able to call a national holiday effective immediately whenever im in a foul mood. pull a big red lever on the wall or something

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

every time i see one of these commercials this makes me so mad. who are you to each other. explain yourselves

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i don’t understand the relationship drew barrymore and orlando bloom are supposed to have in the MSC cruises commercials. it’s clearly platonic and yet they’re taking a cruise just the two of them? do they sleep ass to ass?

My teenage children, who have never set foot in NYC, go around saying "Help me, Mamdani!" whenever anything goes wrong and/or they can't figure out their homework, just to give everybody a sense of the scale of this man's presence in the culture lol

Do you need a nice little cry? Here you go.

Noelle@finallynoelle.bsky.social · 2w ago

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

this is so cool! i thought music blogging was dead but it turns out it's not only alive and thriving but digging through the internet to find shit no one else is listening to? Like old times? God that's so refreshing. thank you so much for the generous review, can't wait to dig through the archives!

Count(DIY) Music@untidymusic.com · last wk.

This week's #featurefriday is @lastyearsmodel.bsky.social's 'Postcards From Cuervo'. www.untidydownloads.com/featurefrida...

great little piece of interactive fiction about rowing, sport, teamwork, & how transphobia tears it all apart turns out the water is home to monsters with no regard for humanity & also to a deadly creature beneath the waves

elliot degrassi@degrassi.bsky.social · 2y ago

given the recent executive order banning transgender women from women's sports in the united states - all funds raised by don't rock the boat during the month of february will be donated to athlete ally and callen-lorde elliotdegrassi.itch.io/dont-rock-th...

I've switched tactics from calling "llms are sentient beings" nitwits stupid to agreeing with them and saying "yeah!! Furbies too!!!" and they get so much madder lmao

well go ahead raffi!!

The Midterms

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

i wrote about the AI-generated boomer revenge stories that your parents are probably already listening to on youtube 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/upse...

Upsetting Day: Dad's Revenge Stories🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG

Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

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every two weeks i feel like i am relearning the lessons of "exercise makes you feel good" and "sleep will make your day easier" but as a full ass 30 year old i feel like i just for the first time in my life this past weekend learned the lesson of. blowdrying your hair makes it look nice

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 09,1946

the degree to which American conservatism is just cooking up hate for random people you might see in public is deranged to me. it‘s always had these views of course but the “look at this freak” of it all is definitely a legacy of the 90s and 2000s

JS@jsplaceholder.bsky.social · 3w ago

New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version

this world needs more caprese sandwiches

The thing I’ve been banging on about for years regarding AI is that even if it was able to do this (it isn’t), it represents the logical endpoint of what social media and tech companies THINK we want (but don’t actually want) - algorithmically determined hyper-personalised content, unique to us.

RedFade@redfade.bsky.social · 3w ago

No that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 3w ago

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w ago

Breaking News: The Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to the Canadian poet and essayist Anne Carson. nyti.ms/4yCUebH

ariana grande and what about it dot gif

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 3w ago

Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"

HELLO??????

Mothership@mothership.blog · 3w ago

In a heavy but powerful read, @madisyn-writes.bsky.social writes on don't rock the boat, the interactive fiction that shows how poor allyship, cis apathy, and outright hatred of trans folks hurts us all.

just got the loveliest sweetest thank you note from one of my students. like it made me tear up a little i was so moved. it really made me think. and what i’ve concluded is i should be receiving way more thank you notes man this shit feels good as hell