The Lincolnshire Poster

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The universe's idea of a joke

Shatner. The thing that made Shatner click for me was in his book Leonard, a tribute to Nimoy. Nimoy was a method actor, he taught method acting, he wanted to understand and embody his characters. Shatner's acting is based purely on making *this* scene entertaining.

looking up a guy who ran a word processing company and wrote a thing about killing the "social office" that got cited in Braverman's Labor and Monopoly Capital, and, well, this is an exciting obit detail

Last but not least, George spent years working for God uncovering hidden meanings in words of the English language. The language that he uncovered, “ET Corn Gods Language,” was based on logic and mathematics. George was contacted and told that he had been chosen to break the code and teach the world the hidden language.

My dumbest hobby horse is that I'm convinced the "brussels sprouts were bred to taste better" story is essentially an urban legend that at best wildly exaggerates an underlying true story. It's very weakly sourced and all of the evidence I have found goes against it.

Looks like a 10-15 point polling miss in Michigan regardless of who wins. And people have been writing a lot of electability takes using this data. It’s dangerous out there folks be safe

It’s a beguiling two-for-one and, indeed, nobody in the entire broad American left of center can resist it, just continually accusing each other of being out of touch. Elected Democrats accuse Dem voters, Dem consultants accuse electeds Democrats, Dem autopsy writers accuse Dem consultants.

Bluesky boomer slop: peanuts from the cartoon peanuts but he's 57 and wants price controls on eggs Bluesky millennial slop: this queen (woman from thispersondoesnotexist) killed her boyfriend because he didn't appreciate her love of train facts

It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"

Because it's not about making money. I mean, the staffers and Trump are absolutely insider trading on this, but it's chiefly about trying to delay the moment the country collectively looks down and notices there's nothing beneath our feet.

Comfortably Numb@numb.comfortab.ly · 3d ago

How many times has this "Friday evening - total Iran annihilation, Monday morning - close to make a deal" shit has been repeated already? You'd think the greediest pump-and-dump capitalist shark would be satiated by now. And yet.

I don't think anyone should be judged for having an ugly voice, obviously, but can you imagine the hay conservatives would be making out of a Democratic admin having an HHS secretary who sounded like he was one convulsion away from dying?

Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha

A friend of mine argues that Trump generally manic-posts when he’s stuck in the situation room bored and waiting for something to happen, i.e. he thinks it’s correlated with Trump ordering military stakes and looking at his phone while waiting for them to be carried out 

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 4d ago

He's now on one of his insane posting sprees - several about how young he looks, a doctored photo of Springsteen to make him look old (such dignified presidential behavior), posts about his dumb monuments, several posts showing him as George Washington or with an alien, and a threat to Greenland.

the president of the united states regularly goes on incredibly embarrassing unhinged posting sprees full of AI slop and somehow the entire political system just reacts like the This Is Fine dog