Ruth Burger
@ammtuesday.bsky.social
My husband’s sexy. It’s to do with the side burns.
“I have nothing more to add” -words I’ve never spoken
What if, for just one moment, you closed your eyes and remembered what it felt like to feel safe
They should invent a social media that doesn't eat your soul.
I’d like to wake up again not literally vibrating from stress and anxiety one time, please. 🙏
Can’t. Making little sweaters for all my grievances.
After school specials did not prepare me for this
If you are renting a house, they should have to tell you if it’s haunted
I’m pretty sure we weren’t meant for this level of stress
a convicted felon, a trillionaire, a Fox News weekend host and a heroin addict walk into a bar….
Desserts lighten the burden of human existence. It's not much, but it's something.
Why is “rest in peace” exclusively reserved for dead people? Pretty sure everyone alive would be thrilled with some peaceful rest.
Hand turkeys are just training for making homicide scene chalk outlines.
ive checked so much off my list i neither finished nor started
No one checks up on the one who checks up on everyone else.
I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.
I’m staying in my pajamas today because dress for the job you want and I want to be a couch potato.
Cats only sleeps all day because their real job is guiding lost dreamers.
This (pointing in every direction and at everything all at once) is making me twitchy.