Ruth Burger
@ammtuesday.bsky.social
My husband’s sexy. It’s to do with the side burns.
12 hours ago I was outa here. Ready to give my two week notice to BlueSky. Flick my cigarette across the room and let the door hit me in the ass on the way out But I'm tired now Maybe another day
We all want someone who can find us on the other side of everything else
Do you watch horror movies as a bedtime story or are you normal
I’m just gonna eat my feelings and rewatch The Omen. (1976, ofc)
A shock collar for when I overshare with strangers in the checkout line.
let's start a new life together in this old hollow tree I found
Repeating the phrase, I've made a terrible mistake as my mantra doesn't seem to be calming my mind like, at all.
For Halloween I’ll be dressing up as all my inadequacies. But, sexy.
I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck
me: all right i'm done no you can stay that's cool really but i've had enough i think it's time we all moved on friday:
We come here and post stupid shit. Its stupid. Where's my next stop
The micro plastics in my brain have formed a Hall & Oates cover band
Listening to Calming Ocean Sounds at work to drown out my thoughts of starting a small fire
If you have to change yourself to feel loved by someone, thats self abandonment Don't do that
[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms [a third cat approaches] fuck
Living in a constant state of I don't know what to do with my hands
I do believe in butter I do believe in butter I do believe in butter
singing, “I’m your captain yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”, to my pets, but they don’t seem to notice or care
If a tree falls in the forest, Trump is a pedophile.