Freddy Bone Zone
@freddybonezone.bsky.social
don’t block me, I’m addicted to content
You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
New transplants to rural areas tend to not GAF about farm workers' livelihoods. They're more concerned about the view. Sorry, "nature." As we see w this lady. She's got a lot to say about the horrible sin of "solar panels be ugly," but nothing on farm wages. Is that the rural voter who counts?
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
“Mamdani should use the power of his office to run an extortion scheme, just like our criminal president.” This is really bad advice.
the reason a lot of people wear the butt plug with the gem on it is so if they get transported back in time they can pry the gem off and sell it to get currency in the olden times. its actually really, really smart
I sat down with a crank who doesn't know shit and she made some good points...
Real America is sick of movies with no trans people in them, ignore them at your peril Hollyweird
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago‘THE ODYSSEY’ is now tracking to pass $1 billion worldwide in its box office run. It is expected to become Christopher Nolan's highest grossing film ever.
“I’m pretending his conduct, which I do not understand, is objectionable for reasons I cannot articulate, because I dislike him for unrelated reasons” is just like, the median political take on here.
[Leslie Knope villain, circa season 6] “OMG, and don’t publish this, but I did poison my college roommate.” [Man Off-camera] “This is all in the record.” [Perd Hapley] “This shocking footage was leaked to the news reporters, by themselves, when they broke the story earlier today.”
Freddy Bone Zone@freddybonezone.bsky.social · 2w ago“this is all on the record” is just 😙👌 Parks and Rec couldn’t have done it better
this is all from the people who think we need to bring back "true and false!!" and "right and wrong!!" to defeat the relativist academy, and then in practice their entire plan boils down to "we should ignore truth in favor of DEI for a reactionary guy i just made up"
the quants and the wonks and the scientismists all make the same fatal error: presenting something optimistic on a societal level despite the fact that on a personal level, I have depression
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Freddy is pro-genocide and hates brown kids. I’d unfollow if you are.
Freddy Bone Zone@freddybonezone.bsky.social · 3w agoNow, now, Kenny, they also cry about AIPAC even when they’re winning
Trump really is the most American (derogatory) president because just like most Americans, he doesn't remember who was president in 2020
Alan Elrod@aselrod.bsky.social · 3w agoRight now he’s talking about how his own administration apparently covered up a massive security breach. Because he was president during all of this!
Man calling for profits to be redistributed: if we don’t do this, its communism
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 3w agoHe doesn't know what any of these words mean
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
carbon monoxide still has oxygen in it, so I should be okay if I huff enough of it right? i’ll be back in a few hours to check ya’lls answers
they should bring back jigglypuff. let’s see what that dude is up to today.