RFKjr plays with roadkill in front of his children and Hegseth never washes his hands. Please Proceed, Republicans! This is a subject where you need to be loud and proud!
Liz Lets Loose
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know Some skeets folks liked more than others: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zwszizux54wjapnccj5r2lwf/feed/top-skeets
“i don’t have a problem you have a problem!” i shout, while tying off my arm and shooting up high fructose corn syrup
bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.
If I had to offer just one piece of guidance to the young and everyone else, it'd be Don't toss your stinky dog poop bags in other people's trash cans You're welcome 🤓
Me: *posts about microwave* Internet stranger: "wow I cant believe you hate single mothers, disabled people, neurodivergant people, the elderly, the- "
"I am a mature adult!" I shout as I go back to enjoying my pre-nap juice box.
me: how many haunted dolls does it take to change a lightbulb friend: are you okay
I believe every cockroach i encounter immediately fixates on me and will leap across any distance directly onto my face and down my shirt
Sean O'Mara, the doctor advising RFK Jr and Vance on their diets, swears by the Bristol Stool Chart and brags that his poo is consistently "Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function" “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper"
The Most Powerful Men in America Are Eating Only Steak and Sauerkraut. Could I? (Gift Article)
I ate like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for a week. The results were fascinating.
nytimes.com
I don't like phone calls, true, but I really like the rush of power I get from ignoring them
My husband gives me a hard time when he sees me throw a ball of toilet paper at the trash can from the toilet and miss because he doesn't see all the times I make miraculous shots and it's so unfair
printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.
If we're going to have clowns in office, I vote for Will Farrell.
Remember last year when I cut the scotch bonnets and jalapeños without gloves and low key suffered for 24 hours? Now I’m judging people on the internet for doing the same thing because I am a low key bitch
call me a kook but i think we should vote for people who want to make our lives demonstrably better
I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w agoCDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
a fortune cookie, but your fortune is just a random post of mine
said “fucks sake” without realizing 3 was right behind me and she’s been randomly sighing and saying “fox ache!” and honestly it’s too cute to even try to correct
I prefer presidents who don’t have their accounts closed over money laundering concerns.
I have teenagers at home good luck trying to get them to pay a ransom to bring me back
