If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
assbutt@nasboat.org · 10h agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
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No matter how much you hate America its not enough
assbutt@nasboat.org · 10h ago
Everywhere should be a hostile place for Republicans. They should not be able to find a friend anywhere. They should lose all their professional and familial relationships. They should be blocked from signing up to social media platforms, clubs, and yard sales. They should be ejected from fairs.
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.
ALIEN: my mate name is *dialup sounds* RYAN GOSLING: (genuine astonishment) beautiful I love him so much
Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two
'viktor shtrum'@viktorshtrum.bsky.social · last mo.Ok wait NOW he really is watching himself watch himself on Fox News.
Being xenophobic against Americans is a moral duty, sorry if this makes you sad
My September plans are hereby canceled
bodaciou$@b0dacious.bsky.social · last mo.CARLY RAE JEPSEN DOUBLE ALBUM 9/18 24 tracks omfgggg!!!!
My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.
Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 2mo ago"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
Barney Frank looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his coffin. Very very disrespectful.
The Democrats throw out their Pokeballs and on one side is Clunk Chud the Fisherman and the other is Incredulous Decomposing Blood Husk and that’s the best case the primary system allows. Afterward everyone eats from a dumpster outside Arby’s. It’s called America and we have nuclear bombs, what’s up
Learn to work the jizzwailer I play just what I feel Drink blue milk all night long And die behind the wheel They got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call Luke Skywalker the Last Jedi Call me Din Grogu
This patch of innocent heartland Volk took one good look at oil prices skyrocketing from the Iran War and decided it was an acceptable tradeoff to own the libs because they are cattle whose only real concern is conspiracy theorism and culture warring
thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
Americans will get upset when you don't do backflips of joy over war criminals being rescued. Our so called troops vaporized 150 schoolchildren on the first day of this illegal war and they deserve everything that is coming to them
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
There literally isn't any point in being angry at the republicans because they shouldn't be considered to be people. It's like someone yelling at a baby for pooping in it's diaper.
andy™@andylevy.net · 5mo ago“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
The basis of the United States of America from the very beginning was to exploit children and use them as labor and as the US gained power they went around the world and found new children to kill and exploit.
NO CHEATING, IR LAST SAVED PIC OF A CELEBRITY IS UR THERAPIST (I'm so cooked)
WEATHER IS HAPPENING@weatherishappening.com · 5mo agoNO CHEATING, UR LAST SAVED PIC OF A CELEBRITY IS UR THERAPIST
i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time
Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com · 6mo agoNew: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF
It's unchartered, but we can see the terrain: the territory ahead includes masked secret police taking people to concentration camps but not new vaccines. That's our reward for a system in which fewer than 20 people, all of them deranged and malicious, control over $3 trillion.
Gabriel Zucman@gabrielzucman.bsky.social · 6mo agoThe pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
Mike Hixenbaugh@mikehixenbaugh.com · 6mo agoOn Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
