Jay in NH
@jayinnh.bsky.social
Bsky Elder here for a laugh and a hangout with good people. Yes to shitposts. No to politics, activism, advocacy, hate, rage. Habs fan formerly in NH, now in NJ. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dxkilsaj6llqqteq25ajzxp/feed/top-skeets
For the record, I went to this temple in 2001 on a lark. There was this older guy I often saw get off at the station nearest to Guangxiao every time he and I rode the same train. So, I decided to follow. He was going here to meet someone. Not whom you would expect. At least i didn’t. 1/
Accented Cinema@accentedcinema.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe history of Guangxiao Temple can be traced back to the early Han Dyna- OH LOOK A CAT!
Apparently the client hated the original painting so much, that he delayed paying the artist. I bet he would've loved my portrait instead 😏😏😂😏😏😏😏 Support helps me make more garden art! 🌱 ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy #rainbowofcrazyvegart #art
Volume on for this one, I promise it's worth it - but may leave you with more questions than answers.
As a person who cannot stand their sock seam to be crooked, this gown with a pocket in front to hold a monitor seems like I am wearing a pair of cargo pants sideways. A pox on the household of the inventor of this BS
Elektro appeared as "Thinko", in Sex Kittens Go to College (1960).
Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs
tales from the bad ol' days: cheffin' it. working an italian wedding buffet, a large southern gentleman with his hat on indoors looking very suspiciously at a tray of fried polenta wedges. 'poh-lehn-tah? what's poh-lehn-tah?' 'sir, it's italian grits.' 'well shiit FUCK I LOVE GRITS!'
SorryHat@sorryhat.bsky.social · 22h agoNo one tell the rich people about grits.
I see Kevin Costner parlayed his movie career into playing a rancher on TV and then he parlayed that into pitching Omaha Steaks
If they changed the name, I think more people would try aspic.
Wake up babe, official title of the Bsky National anthem just dropped 👇👇👇
Ashley@ashleysays.bsky.social · 24h agoI wish I hadn’t read that
If anyone needs an air conditioner i have three i can give away, hit me up.
What doesn't kill me isn't trying very hard. Look at the state of me
saying "come on baby, you can do it, keep going" to my printer as it struggles with a color photo, like I'm encouraging a dog having a hard time pooping
I'm sure it'll come back to me at 3 am when I'm failing to fall asleep. Follow along with my other greatest idea: preparing for my very first art market! ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy 🌈 #webcomics #webcomic #comicstrips #comicstrip
I can't be sure, but...I think this is advertising a chance for a five-way with elderly quadruplets?
If I were a therapist, I would end every session with something like "I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough!" to create hope and more potential for a repeat customer.
I tried to make a joke about cliffhangers.
Bean N. Curling@beancurling.bsky.social · 5d agoI tried to make a joke about being awkward but.. I couldn't.
You haven’t been properly humbled until you accidentally lock yourself into a chicken coop
A splattered cookbook is a story of contentment. (Pictured is a page in my mom’s first cookbook from when she married my dad. I will note that the pages with vegetable recipes are pristine.)
My iPhone keyboard doesn’t recognize the word “hell” but it does recognize “cromulent”. 🤷🏻♂️
Walking off the plane and there's a family waiting for their husband/dad and the teenage girl has a sign "Welcome home from prison, I'm your daughter!" 🤣 I want to be friends with them.
Donating at this very moment, note that you mention it. Who else?
Brian Bennett@historyhoarder.bsky.social · 5d agoThere’s a blood supply crisis right now. Donate if you can. Redcross.com
Update: Stalled out this week due to chronic illnesses acting up worse than usual. I have however paid mortgage for August so I'm assuming I'll have that month; they didn't close it yet. Still need to get car in shop and talk to attorney. Thanks to everyone who's helped so far! Appreciate you all.
Tina's Driving Lesson@tinavstammy.bsky.social · last wk.Another $300! Thanks so much. Greatly appreciated. New goal $8,320. Still yikes, but I *think* I have August to reach it. I need to call an attorney and find out. Thank you all a LOT! #HelpFolksLive2026 #MutualAid #HelpSky #CrowdFund 💕💸 paypal.me/HNoble994 $BoobPunchTina venmo.com/u/helenwn
I tried to make a joke about steel but I was rusty.
Cang Long: Questionable Profile@canglong333.bsky.social · 5d agoI made a joke about asthma, but everyone who hears it is breathless.
Effervescent is just a polite way of saying fuckervescent
