Making time to buy grapes and also eat them.
Gretchen von Tongeln
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Roy Scheider in a turteneck
(Dumping a big box of googly eyes onto the pizza before shoving it into the oven) My grandmother brought this recipe over from the old country
When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16
A lot of references to fuchsia in my manifesto.
Sorry. *shrug* I would, but on Monday night I dance naked under the worm moon to invoke an ancient curse on anyone who asks if I can do one more thing if I have time.
Driving cross-country is exciting because there's always that possibility that your remains will never be found
one time at work my boss was explaining something pretty complicated to me that i needed to get done & that it was really important that i get it right & while he was talking i remember thinking to myself, “i wonder where i can get some flan?”
I feel like if I get the right robe success will find me.
Revenge is best served at the Red Robin in Temecula.
you can order a "Seamus" at my local pub, it's an ice water with lemon. However for each whiskey you drink another piece of lemon is added so it's easy to keep track of how many whiskeys you've consumed
If you join my Fried-Egg-Of-The-Month Club, every month I will deliver directly to you a 100% guaranteed different from the month before fried egg (usually to your mailbox, occasionally to the side of your house, or atop some inaccessible eave) with an inspirational message written in the yolk.
French fim poster for THE AMERICAN FRIEND (1977 - Dir. Wim Wenders) Cast: Dennis Hopper, Bruno Ganz, Lusa Kreuzer
I passed a guy in the street who was saying to a woman, "The euphoria … it was just incredible. I can see how people get addicted," so I lingered in front of them and it turned out they were talking about claw machines
Fruit for dessert helps me focus on all sorts of revenge.
It's nothing a little jellyfish collagen won't fix.
I tricked Garfield into eating a lasagna with a Monday rune in it and he's been spewing gore and dark spirits for the last few minutes.
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
Embracing the ghost town look (pale, in a hat).
Sally brought sweet corn from Lakeville to the farmstand this morning. Sensing this, longtime Chiltonville residents looked up from their newspapers and fumbled for the keys to their automobiles
Today's antique store find is this glass swan powder box from the 40s. I love the color and had to have it ❤️
A lot of butt graffiti out there today (graffiti of butts).
Immature Piping Plover Long Island, NY They have very cool shades of gray. #birds #birding #birdphotography #wildlife
Adapting to the heat by calling everyone Warden.
A company where we get to explore stage sets. Look in the fake cabinets. Walk up the stairs to a crude landing. Lie on a rising platform. Swing from the branches of a stylized tree. Maybe try on a helmet. Ride in a plexiglass cube. It’s all I want.
Whoever invented the No Parking sign was a genius.