Gretchen von Tongeln

@metalligretch.bsky.social

Roy Scheider in a turteneck

Sorry. *shrug* I would, but on Monday night I dance naked under the worm moon to invoke an ancient curse on anyone who asks if I can do one more thing if I have time.

one time at work my boss was explaining something pretty complicated to me that i needed to get done & that it was really important that i get it right & while he was talking i remember thinking to myself, “i wonder where i can get some flan?”

If you join my Fried-Egg-Of-The-Month Club, every month I will deliver directly to you a 100% guaranteed different from the month before fried egg (usually to your mailbox, occasionally to the side of your house, or atop some inaccessible eave) with an inspirational message written in the yolk.

I passed a guy in the street who was saying to a woman, "The euphoria … it was just incredible. I can see how people get addicted," so I lingered in front of them and it turned out they were talking about claw machines

A company where we get to explore stage sets. Look in the fake cabinets. Walk up the stairs to a crude landing. Lie on a rising platform. Swing from the branches of a stylized tree. Maybe try on a helmet. Ride in a plexiglass cube. It’s all I want.