No one in my family will address me with a crisp, respectful “yes, Chef!” even though I cooked us a delicious hot dog dinner just days ago.

There’s not one thing this filthy regime is doing that’s not disgusting as hell. www.humaneworld.org/en/blog/pres...

President Trump’s proposed budget abandons wild horses to slaughter

President Trump’s proposed FY27 budget cuts the Wild Horse and Burro Program’s funding and eliminates a crucial prohibition against horse slaughter. If this proposal goes through, it could set the sta...

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I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.

People acting like Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is crossing a weirdness line Trek has never crossed before have forgotten about Beverly Crusher's family fuck boi.

New Yorker cartoon by Matt Reuter.

Worth calling out. "Panettiere recalled being dropped from her Neutrogena spokesperson role after she discussed her postpartum depression: opening up about her struggles was considered a violation of the common 'morality clause' that allows corporations to dictate celebrities’ public behavior."

Hollywood continues to fail child stars and Hayden Panettiere is the latest casualty | Jesse Hassenger

The untimely death of the Heroes and Scream star was a tragic ending to a life filled with darkness in an industry that still lets its younger stars down

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In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

Republicans desperately trying to steer the internet away from "diaper nurse" toward the far safer traditional values ground of "side chick."

Quick PSA. Looking at you, local orgs and small businesses.

It's a brick and is drowning slowly

Guardian US@us.theguardian.com · 4d ago

USS Benfold lost power after ‘engineering casualty’ leaving sailors without galley services, toilets and air conditioning

I does what I likes, and I likes what I do. #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon #Art

At one point in the 90s, Donovan’s son-in-laws were Shaun Ryder and Ad-Rock.

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What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?

we don't protect child actors enough. especially women.

hold onto these. they'll be the only currency we'll have after the collapse

Rocco Botte@roccobotte.bsky.social · 5d ago

Lost amidst all the D23 news was that Disneyland now has a machine dispensing Jar Jar medallions in Tomorrowland

Tropical Storm "Fucknuts" Completely Out Of Control -"𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙧𝙝𝙮𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙"

I did the Lambada several times in late 1989 even though it was a forbidden dance. The story will be on TMZ tomorrow and I wanted to get ahead of that shit. I apologize to my loved ones and fans. I will do better. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

Now I'm not saying that I personally could write a better movie than Manos: The Hands of Fate but, fuck it, I personally could write a better movie than Manos: The Hands of Fate. #BMovieManiacs

Blech. (the beautiful thing is that that "blech" could refer to Multiple things in the last 2 minutes of this movie and it still works) #BMovieManiacs

True Stories of the LAZY Highway Patrol. #BMovieManiacs

Maybe they thought that it would be creepier if we didn't understand exactly what the cult was all about but no, it's just stupid. Hands? Plural wives? A dog for some reason? A gross sofa? #BMovieManiacs

"I dreamt I kicked your ass in my Maidenform bra." #bmoviemaniacs

Dear Penthouse, my buddies and I were taking a trip to White Sands. We got there late at night and,well, you'll never believe what we walked up on!! #BMovieManiacs

Enough of this stupid bickering!...shouldn't one of you be making me a sandwich? #BMovieManiacs

Those two have been making out for 7 hours and aren't past 1st base, surprised the cops didn't issue them a ticket... #BMovieManiacs

Speaking as someone who is a little creepy, you know one thing that you Shouldn't do? Take your clothes off in seemingly haunted locations. Cannot lead to Anything good. #BMovieManiacs

Man, Torgo is smooooth as silk with the ladies! #BMovieManiacs

Just gonna stand here and watch a skinwalker eat our dog, this guy sucks so bad! #BMovieManiacs

The Master needs to get Torgo some compression socks. #BMovieManiacs