should've been a cat
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If you can't summon fire directly from Hell, storebought is fine. | A poorly put together IKEA cabinet | (they/他/她) | 🇨🇦 This is your only warning for unthinkingly clicking on my adult content reposts.
rough day? you look like you could use a helping hand from a 20 lbs orange himbo cat who is high on life and possibly other things maybe (look i don't watch him 24 hours a day, who even knows what he's up to).
Since about 1990, Canadians had had “Heritage Minutes” about our history that play during TV programming instead of ads. Today we get one for Gander on 9/11. It’s particularly fitting as the US government has selective memory about anything Canada has ever done to help Americans.
NEW Heritage Minute: Gander and 9/11
YouTube video by Historica Canada
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Incredible interaction I had with a stranger today. So I was walking down the street, mind my bizz, and a woman passes by, catches my attention, and says 'there's courgettes everywhere up ahead' I take a moment to process that insane statement, thank her for the information, and continue onwards 1/
i need the princess treatment (locked in an enchanted castle with access to a giant library)
3. If some random presents me with anything in the hope of collaborating with me, I AM NOT TAKING THAT SHIT. I'm not even looking at it. It's an open invitation for that random to attempt to sue me later for "stealing their idea" or whatever. Also, fuck you, random, for putting me in that position.
Still loving these acrylic markers from Ross. Cheap art supplies are the best for experimenting. #swordtember #Swordtember2026 Day 1: Brush
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
Also, with all due respect, please spare me on the “that’s lying.” This is not the time. More than 85% of adults fall under any of the risk conditions listed here. OUR taxpayer dollars paid for the research, development, and purchasing of COVID-19 vaccines. Don’t forget that. Go get your vaccines.
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Celebrating Kazakhstan’s first wild-born Przewalski’s horse in 200 years
A Przewalski’s horse foal has been born in Central Kazakhstan for the first time in 200 years- a big step on the road to population recovery.
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!]@hellahannah.bsky.social · 5d agoThe first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
If pushed, I'd probably have to say that my favourite Anglo-Saxon king is King Ethelbert since he is the only one whose name contains an entire middle-aged British couple from the 1960s.
Bluesky, can you help me find spare cans of Royal Canin Gastrointestinal Fiber Response wet cat food in the Cambridge/Boston area?
People who have never been around horses don’t understand that “you gave to get back on the horse” is about training the horse that throwing a rider doesn’t end their day, not about the rider.
i keep this image pinned to my desktop to remind me
THREAD. My new book contains dozens of silly, surreal short stories. I'm threading some of the shortest here, as a taster. If you enjoy them you'll probably enjoy the book too. Signed copies can be purchased here from Blackwell's UK with FREE international delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
Apparently Reef-A-Paloza, the largest aquarium convention in the world, is happening at the same time as #WorldCon and my husband keeps sending us weird photos. We are getting confused. @caitlinrozakis.bsky.social — “Is this one of theirs or one of ours?”
