Christopher Johnson
@officialcdj.bsky.social
Former CBBC Presenter, current layabout. | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him
every single time this happens the next reporter should ask the same question. and then the next. and the next. he’s not going to cut off access. he craves attention too much for that. call his fucking bluff.
Trump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again"
Happy belated Spider-Man Day, to all Who celebrate!
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
One thing I hate about online pop culture speculation is that it DOMINATES the conversation. Theorising is fun, but there are way too many people interrogating the close-up magician instead of just enjoying the card trick and letting the flourish speak for itself.
"Former Farmer" is a very pleasing phrase to say out loud. Try it.
Nice things ( @apiln.bsky.social )
*taps video* youtu.be/V-dYttts94o?...
Gaming CEO Pay Will Make You Rage
YouTube video by Outside Xtra
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After laying off Battlefield 6 devs, EA boss Andrew Wilson's bonus rose $8m to $38m last year, thanks to the game's success across "all milestones" www.eurogamer.net/ea-boss-38-m...
Ellen isn't excited about an all-digital gaming future. For many reasons, including one reason we've talked about before on Oxtra multiple times... Watch here: youtu.be/lzfwfHENSx8
We truly live in the thickest era of human evolution. You can forgive the ignorance of our ancestors because they had limited access to knowledge, but now the sheer volume of verified learning at our fingertips is unprecedented. Being so ignorant is a wilful act of self-defeating spite.
I like how Sabrina Carpenter looks like a Bruce Timm drawing that he wished to life.
#EvilDeadBurn FUCKS. Like, it’s SO GOOD. Stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, hardcore horror. Solid performances; superb practical and visual effects; the kind of horror movie that does *not* want you to sit comfortably. A movie series that’s 6 for 6! Who’d have thunk?
seeing some “it’s impolite to speak ill of the dead” discourse so hey here’s a way to avoid that: don’t be a dick while you’re alive
Reminded that a colleague of mine, not that much younger, once confessed to me that he didn't know how to change a flat tire. And I said: "Don't ever admit that to another human being."
Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh
The heatwave sleep deprivation is going to cause me to commit such a specific crime I fear
We are about to see a golden age of a million Backrooms knockoffs all of which will score about 2/5 on Amazon Prime and remain unwatched by everybody.
Hollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms' (via THR)
Teddy Roosevelt died on January 6, 1919.
Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"
Sony makes it official. No more physical Playstation games as of 2028. This is, no exaggeration, likely to be the single most anti-consumer, choice-limiting, destructive-to-the-medium decision in the entire history of videogames. A tragedy bordering on a crime. kotaku.com/sony-ending-...
Sony Ending All Physical PlayStation Game Discs Starting In 2028
The move could be a death blow for physical games
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Jack Trenton on stage at Sony's E3 2013 press conference says PS4 discs will let players keep their games forever to roaring applause in the room.
Welp. Guess the PS5 is my last Sony console then.
PlayStation Consoles to Stop Getting Disc-Based Physical Releases in 2028.
@robbotron.bsky.social finally awoke to find myself in a dark room this evening and what an absolute pleasure/therapy session/smackdown it turned out to be! Your vibe is unmatched and I take my hat off to you (especially if it ends up with a tenner in it)!
Mel Brooks once said “the difference between comedy and tragedy is comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die but tragedy is when I fall down an open manhole and die.” Happy 100th birthday, Mel.
I hate Ai being used at any point of a production but I cannot understand why people think it sounds better to say that you only used it at the early stages of pre-production. That's the fun bit!! The ideas bit!! The creative bit!! The bit that makes your story YOURS.
succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party