@onion20.substack.com
Chris Vespoli
@chrisvespoli.bsky.social
Award-winning writer/producer (Gizmodo, The Onion, TIME, Star Trek + more). Host of Worst Time for Everything podcast. New Yorker. Trekkie. Self-loathing Yankees/Giants fan. Peaked around 2013. (he/him) https://bio.site/chrisvespoli
Joe Rumrill
@joerumrill.bsky.social
Comedian and Writer / Voice of Bibo on HBO’s “Fantasmas” / Contributor at the Onion and the Hard Times / Joke One TK (Joe, Please Don’t Forget)
Duffel Blog
@duffelblog.com
America’s Most Trusted Military News 🇺🇸 Since 2012. “They’ve made a lot of fun of me and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”—Secretary of Defense Mattis | https://www.duffelblog.com
Kate
@mfluder.bsky.social
ill qualified to recommend myself to strangers
Seth Johnson
@inkslinger.bsky.social
Writer. Game designer. In need of a nap. Dumb jokes, but never hurtful ones. He/him. More of and about me here: https://linktr.ee/sjink
⚡️ Retro TV Caps ⚡️
@retrotvcaps.bsky.social
📺 promos and bumpers of 80s and 90s tv. Screencaps from the best the internet has to offer. Post dumps from our IG. https://www.instagram.com/retrotvcaps?igsh=MTkzMmVlYjVqY2k3aQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Lovingly curated by @pastelpaperback.bsky.social
👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃
@retrocommercials.bsky.social
Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day. Run by @seraphiscain.bsky.social
Retro Tech Dreams
@retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
Retroist
@retroist.com
I host the Retroist Podcast and write the Retroist which focuses on nostalgia. I like slightly old stuff and I typo too much. You can find me at https://www.retroist.com & https://patreon.com/retroist.
ashni
@ashnisays.bsky.social
nyc writer rn: #THWW words in: the onion, reductress, and autostraddle
Mattie
@mwprags.bsky.social
Contributor at The Onion, Reductress. Came here straight from MySpace
Coyote in an ALDI
@jawn-a-meer.bsky.social
Actor. Comedian. Headline Contributor at The Onion. Senior Editor at thesportsriot.com. Everyone's third favorite.
Libby Schreiner
@libbyschreiner.bsky.social
Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist." Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News
Gary Pascal
@garypascal.bsky.social
Contributor: The Onion | Co-Host: Murdertown Podcast | Nice, good
Not The Onion
@thisisnottheonion.bsky.social
Sadly, this is not the Onion. For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.
Khaleel Rahman
@khaleelrahman.bsky.social
Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf Contributor for The Onion and Reductress Twitter: Krahman333 IG: khaleelrahman333
Cara Michelle Smith
@caramichellesmith.bsky.social
senior writer at @salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
Jen Durbent
@jendurbent.com
Writer. Occasional comedian. Jokes on stage, at the onion, etc. I also ran/run queercoded.com Books: on the internet on jendurbent.com and on your bookshelves. Ok. That's all for now.
Janelle Shane
@janelleshane.com
I write about the strange side of AI at aiweirdness.com Also a laser scientist. She/her. Colorado, USA
The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓
@takomatorch.bsky.social
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man. www.takomatorch.com
Dropout
@dropout.tv
a comedy streamer with all of your favorite shows 🧔♂️ Game Changer 📢 Make Some Noise 🎲 Dimension 20 🫂 Very Important People 🐷 Smartypants dropout.tv
Sam Reich
@samreich.bsky.social
🧢 CEO: Dropout 🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise 🌸 he / him
Andy Richter
@andyrichter.co
Insta: @richtercommaandy TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok Podcast: The Three Questions Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
Lex Vaughn
@lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. A lil more about me: https://tinyurl.com/awveap8v
kottke.org
@kottke.org
home of fine hypertext products since 1998. https://kottke.org
Matt Crowley
@matthewcrowley.bsky.social
Comedy type person
Jean-Luc Bouchard
@jeanlucbouchard.bsky.social
Creative Nonfiction Editor for Shenandoah. Features contributor at The Onion. Writing in: The New York Times, The Kenyon Review, Vox, The Paris Review's The Daily https://jeanlucbouchard.com
Didrik Spøkelind 👻
@didriksoderlind.bsky.social
Livssynsnerd. Katteskrulling. For Gubbe i Norsk Reply Gubbe Forening.
Marit Kristine Ådland
@maritkr.bsky.social
Jobbar med bibliotek og metadata og underviser ved bibliotekarutdanninga i Oslo. // Librarian. Hugs å ta inn pelargonia før frosten.
Paul F Ryan
@paulfryan94.bsky.social
Seeing what this is all about Likes: Good Beer, dogs, Packers, Cubs, Badgers (the collegiate kind) Dislikes: Narcistic, felonious rapists.
david
@davideotape.bsky.social
i didnt really use twitter either.
Mike Janssen
@mkjanssen.org
mathematician. slow runner. upper midwesterner.
Gerry Priesing
@altonmann.bsky.social
Music (especially Jazz), Movies, Good Food, Wine, Malt Whisky, Travel (especially France) & Non-Fiction. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@altonmann Recommended Movie Lists: https://www.imdb.com/user/ur0439885/lists/?sort=name%2Casc
Pliny Dancer
@algorhythmmethod.bsky.social
My "FREE GUILLOTINES" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
LoneStarLibs
@sledgehammerlibs.bsky.social
Explicit: Lone Star Libs - In your face Texas and US Politics
Karin Boye
@emjaywilson.bsky.social
The first step in a fascist movement is an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than average leisure, brutality and stupidity. The next step is to fascinate fools and muzzle the intelligent, by emotional excitement & terrorism."
Print Play Protect
@printplayprotect.bsky.social
We make cool tabletop items :D
:Danielle Strle
@strle.bsky.social
Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe. uppercasesmileyface.com
Devoid
@devoid.wsocial.eu
Dead beat descendent
pixeldog4ever.bsky.social
@pixeldog4ever.bsky.social
Artist, animator, current full time art director. working in games since ‘95. Did some teaching as a side gig for a bit. No AI or NFTs.
Buzz
@hobobuzz.bsky.social
Too far gone to turn around
Rob Burgess
@robaburg.bsky.social
Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions.