heartwarming: this grandpa is still serving his community by bringing kids to school :) bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
Woman critically injured in crosswalk by school bus with 86-year-old at the wheel
The bus was carrying St. Cloud School District 742 students at the time.
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"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
I dont think these posts are related but they should be
(just caused a bunch of problems through severe personal incompetence voice) i'm interested in SOLUTIONS
don’t need to see that in response to a guy i don’t like
To: All - Intercompany From: Maintenance Subject: Metamorphosis Body: To whom it may concern, The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed Sincerely, Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
Delightful blog. "Absolutely as much fun as you can have reading an overview of Tears For Fears' career through the lens of one of the lead guys' astrology-obsessed memoir." - David Roth
Phil Christman@philipchristman.bsky.social · 3d agoI don't know whether anyone will read this, but it is, of all the essays I'll ever write, the one I've been preparing for the longest: on the memoir by the guy from Tears For Fears philipchristman.substack.com/p/the-madnes...
I hope they lift the ban. Such laws were conceived during an era in which fire, explosives, burning chemicals, and dangerous projectiles were considered hazardous, even lethal. It's fair to say a great deal of time has passed and our country has progressed beyond such dated notions.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3d agoWASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court agrees to review Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes.
“One day we’ll all have been against this. Like me. Today.”
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · last wk.Harris says earlier today that the US has "at times fallen short" on using its leverage to enforce international law. She cites "failure [...] to curtail the Israeli government's horrific conduct in the war in Gaza", including in prev. admin "where we should have acted sooner and more forcefully."
Sephiroth: you ready to hear about Tommy for the next few weeks? Cloud: … Sephiroth: he’s the new Ken Bone. Remember Ken Bone. How about Joe the Plumber, who was neither named “Joe” nor a plumber. Cloud: (suddenly in excruciating pain as his vision becomes unclear)
Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now
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One time when i was in my 20s we had a bedbug scare so i was boiling all underwear and my room mate had a girl over and she asked what i was making bc it smells kinda good and when i showed/told her she started dry heaving and they left and she never came back. Sorry for living my life out loud ig
you don’t have to announce that you’re the dipshit everyone hates. you can keep it to yourself.
Wickets Giroux@rigamarock.bsky.social · 5d agoyou can always just shut the fuck up. that is always an option. earlier is better, but it’s never too late.
i can’t believe that all these guys who have said for decades that they hate government workers and want them to quit would do something that would make government workers want to quit
it’s just like that scene in ip man, if ip man had repeatedly punched himself in the dick while screaming
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i love to get rip roarin drunk and beat the shit out of “online”
the most common comorbid symptom associated with engineers disease is being a cis man
the weatherman promised perfect oatmeal conditions for tomorrow morning