Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI

The words Controversial and Forthright are about to do a lot of heavy lifting in obits again.

Important to note that Bev Craig, the new Mayor of Greater Manchester, won her overwhelming victory on a platform of trans inclusion, as an out lesbian. A stark reminder to the GC crowd that a) transphobia is a losing policy, and b) the vast majority of lesbians support trans inclusion.

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

"Left-handed People: Are They Just Pretending?"

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.

Channel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”

Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

To every trans Londoner: this city is yours too. Today we celebrate London Trans+ Pride and reaffirm a simple truth: you should be free to live as yourself, without fear or prejudice. You are loved. You are wanted. You belong here.

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look

The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.

Here you go

'Global Hypercolour is likely the most significant technology in human history' - Fidodido Benneton, John Major's Minister for Global Hypercolour, 1994

Owen Boswarva@owenboswarva.bsky.social · 2w ago

"AI is likely the most significant technology in human history," says Kanishka Narayan MP, the UK's new Minister for Artificial Intelligence, in a Linkedin post www.linkedin.com/posts/kanish... #techpolicy #AIpolicy #PPEOxford #koolaid

I'm looking for an artist/illustrator to work on a project, you need to be a fan of the band Pulp. Paid work of course. You can contact me at James at Errington dot UK if you're interested.

Hearing there's going to be a big push under Burnham on British soft power in Southeast Asia. HUGE Foreign office push. State visits etc. First up is Laos with Ed Miliband.

Unfortunately this is now out of date, and the "Opt Out" option was recently silently changed to "Be stabbed less often"

Friz @ EdFringe@frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2w ago

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

"The newly appointed Minister for AI is expected to meet with the Minister for NFTs, Lord Blockchain and the Secretary of State for Pogs this afternoon."

You know what would make the world a better place right now is if they announced a new season of Star Trek: Lower Decks. That would course-correct us just a little bit.

Maxed-out S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats

lifeofjenius@jeniusj.blacksky.app · 3w ago

Question: What's your post-apocalyptic skill??

“It’s coming home”

Amazing news from the biology centre this month, they've injected DNA into an incubating partridge egg and monitored its growth, and what hatched is confirmed to be a fully stable pheasant chick. This is a real game changer

This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 3w ago

Amnesty International has expressed its 'regret' over a report naming dozens of gender-critical campaign groups as 'anti-rights' organisations

would v much be interested in filling my East London sports pub (Stratford) with women/nb/queer people for the next few World Cup games if anyone would be interested in our currently quite free table ressies (fiver per four seats, goes to CALM charity)

Chat! Tell me we still put respect on the name of GOATs, whose records lay yet unbeaten by scrubs! We've shared their clips and know full well they're poggers

Wangleberry@wangleberry.bsky.social · last yr.

brb, translating 'Hwæt!' as 'Chat!' and seeing how many furious scholars I can trap in this lobster pot

Well this sucks - RIP

Sam Neill's Omg Jurassic Moment

Alt: A mind-blown Sam Neill taking his sunglasses off in a scene from JURASSIC PARK (1993)

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In many ways Anne Widdecombe helped to usher in this culture of people with despicable views being tolerated because they're 'so funny!' that's led us to where we are now. A miserable legacy but one I suspect she would be quite pleased with.

RIP Bonnie Tyler, an absolute goddess. This isn't even the only comic I've written where Total Eclipse is central, as central as it was to all those years when we DJed, and became the ceremonial phonomantic ending, because where can you go from here? Apex pop culture.