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@ryandthomas.bsky.social

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illumi@yallchemist.bsky.social · 3w ago

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

Greg With Two G's@plusgreg.bsky.social · 4w ago

British Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Look now at this minuscule Merlin, this prestidigitator of the pitch, marvel at his movements as he trips the light fantastic." American Announcer When Messi Does Anything: "Stay tuned after this, James Corden will be trying kimchi and making a face."

August J. Pollak@augustjpollak.bsky.social · last mo.

Oh these are fun. I’ve got one too: Your team blew $120 million on someone they insisted would be a star player and after he lost to the other team by double digits, the team made him coach so he can share all his expertise about how to win football games.

Since we are using football analogies: It’s like joining a football team because it’s the only way to get on the field. You put on the jersey, but you spend every day telling everyone the team is terrible, the coach is awful, and the organization deserves to lose. Then, when it’s your turn to carry the ball, you expect those same teammates to block for you. If you’re on the team, then be on the team. Push us to be better. Challenge us. Make us stronger. Every good team needs that. But don’t just use the team so you can get on the field. At some point, you’ve got to be willing to block for somebody else, help recruit new talent, and make the whole team better. Because if the team loses, everybody loses.
Bree (half of Kit Rocha)@mostlybree.kitrocha.com · last mo.

I know the ratio on this is already ridiculous but I was still thinking about it when I got up this morning. We're not your resources. We're not your volunteers. You're the ones constantly asking for OUR money even though most of us have so little. We'll keep primarying anyone who doesn't get that

Jaime Harrison@jaimeharrison.bsky.social · last mo.

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination. Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.

Rhonda 🌊@silverarticfox.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Can somebody explain to me why the rule is "if you can't make rent, cut out the streaming apps, lattes, and avocado toasts" but it's never "if you can't afford your workers a living wage, cut out the mega-yachts, rockets, and spaceships."

It’s me@ryandthomas.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@sepinwall.bsky.social glad I watched that season of Billions. Otherwise I wouldn’t get why this is a big deal.

Zach Everson@zacheverson.com · 2mo ago

NEW: "Trump’s Family Crypto Firm Is Expected to Get Federal Banking Privilege." It'd allow World Liberty Financial to— 💰️ settle financial transactions 💰️ publicly issue USD1 domestically, without having to go through an intermediary 💰️ skirt some state regs @jeffstein.bsky.social for @notus.com

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 2mo ago

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here

house of theolia. 🦊🌙⚧@valpix.tgirl.gay · 2mo ago

cabo verdean fans celebrating their draw against spain at full time at a watch party in dorchester, mass. massachusetts is home to the largest cabo verdean diaspora in the united states (approx. 90k.) (video from maher mezahi on the other site.)

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2mo ago

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Isi Baehr-Breen@isibb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hasn't even been a year and Zohran's governance is having a massive impact on my family. Our daycare was able to open a 15-seat 3K program because of the 2,000 extra seats the admin funded. Everyone we know got in somewhere they wanted. This is gonna save us almost 50 grand.

It’s me@ryandthomas.bsky.social · 3mo ago

@spikeddoormat.bsky.social This is why we can’t trust democrat establishment to fight for us if they have a majority. They actively fight against us now. Why would they change their stripes?

patrick mcneil (he/him)@patrickryne.bsky.social · 3mo ago

BREAKING: The Senate confirmed Sheria Clarke to the District of South Carolina after she refused to say Biden won in 2020 and dodged questions about January 6. Durbin, Fetterman, Gallego, Hassan, Heinrich, Reed, Shaheen & Whitehouse voted to confirm her. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/eight-demo...

A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My taxes are going to murder school children overseas and to let pardoned insurrectionist pedophiles get their hush money payoffs to victims, meanwhile, the papers of record want to let me know the real danger is the guy who taxes second homes in Manhattan to balance budgets and feed hungry kids.