Greg Reckons
@gregreckons.bsky.social
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
The amount of insane lifting my lexapro is doing this week.
Constipation Spider-Man Meme
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Asking neighbors that have their garages open if they're hoarders as I walk by.
You: My house has two doors. A front door and a back door. Mouse: Oh, no. Your house has so many more doors.
Please understand that I just want to be loved, for you to realize that I'm special, that I’m only here on this earth for a brief, rare moment in time, covered in bbq sauce, like a McRib
August 26. 91° F. Gary added pumpkin spice creamer to his espresso martini.
I care very much about this planet, which is why I’ll be going to Hell in an electric handbasket.
I just want to hold you Not like hostage Like an extended consensual hug
In the South, if you want to take people by surprise you don't just do something. You up and do it.
Does your moisturizer even have triple collagen peptides, bro?
Honestly, I just want a GPS that doesn’t think I’m a total moron …
I’m putting my dog down today. A LOT of insults. Mother jokes galore.
Life is just a bowl of c̶h̶e̶r̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ organic blueberries from Publix.
I think the four horsemen might be saddling up. Just play it cool, everyone.
imagine thinking I hate you and I’m just over here confused and eating reese’s pumpkins
The amazing thing about Tim Curry is that you could ask a dozen people their favorite Tim Curry gig and get two dozen different answers.
Just went to the McDonals drive thru and at the end of my order felt compelled to say “To go” 🤦♂️
Working on breaking the internet. Please hold.
i just feel like youre giving me mixed messages [guy at the message mixing store] sir you cant keep coming back in here
It's hard to explain it but the g in 'strength' gives the word it's strength.
