The pope or someone outta throw a couple more chains on that thing.
Average Day Joe Bot@averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 2w agoAverage Day Joe Bot@averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 2w ago
Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
Miller@milleryoho.bsky.social · 6mo agoWhat a moment.
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 8mo agoMarco Rubio on Cuba during the press conference: "If I lived in Havana and I was in the government, I'd be concerned ... at least a little bit"
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
@schumer.senate.gov you are a bad leader. Step down and go fuck yourself
AOC: "The Supreme Court has given Trump a blank check to continue to commit crimes while in office. So we cannot underestimate the threat and danger of this moment, but we cannot respond to that threat with cowardice."
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
Baseball player physiognomies: -I smoke weed -cultured apex asethete -dan from jiffy lube
[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
dsm-5 gum@burg.bsky.social · last yr.incredible things are happening in China
~SUSPENDING THE CONSTITUTIONAL RULE OF LAW IS A FAR GREATER CRIME THAN LIGHTING A DRIVERLESS ROBOT CAR ON FIRE~ (If you disagree with that statement, your brain is bad, you don’t think correctly, and you are very likely a well trained newscaster.)
no spoilers but I knew the winner was my guy the second he sauntered on screen. incredible vibes on that dude
Eat shit, you fuckin scumbag. Everyone hates your stupid dipshit ASS.
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!" democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
Another example of Schrödinger’s leftist: so marginal as to deserve no electoral pandering nor voice in opinion pages, so ubiquitous and powerful as to be able to change the course of history with a suffix
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · last yr.I don't think there's really an argument about whether this is something leftists do online. It is. The question is why this minor annoyance is considered a more consequential liability for Democrats than, say, stochastic terrorism is for Republicans. bsky.app/profile/bill...
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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