Fake George Julian

@smhten.bsky.social

Cars are cancer; parking is poison

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Bethany Mandel as Pete Buttigieg. Now imagine they're Syrian. Doesn't look so much like the Latin American debt crisis was caused by Greek gods gambling now, does it?

Occassional reminder that bot posts with splitter / wrecker messaging will get a lot more common as the midterms ramp up. Recommend blocking them and moving on. Also suspect a lot of the “get every liberal to 1k follower” accounts were setups for this sort of thing.

The band Chat Pile has this one tweet that goes “The two main types of people who live in OKC are stomp-clap mega church yuppies and people who regularly crash their car into the side of a house.” And they have an ongoing bit of reposting news whenever someone in OKC crashes a car into a house.

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When my wife did chemo and radiation, she would go outside once or twice a day and shed the hair as it all fell out. Today, seven months later, we just found a nest a bird (likely a wren) made out of her hair.

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i keep seeing people go "Freddie DeBoer has a really great point about this" and maybe he's gotten a lot more coherent but maybe this is proof that if you just keep talking forever people will eventually take you seriously