cost of living

Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.

Jim Swift@jimswift.bsky.social · 2w ago

I think they're underestimating the "single issue voter" whose single issue is "bathing in the blood of my enemies"

Angus Johnston@angus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Ossoff is making a very strong play for the "I stand at the center of the Democratic Party ideologically, but I long to bathe in the blood of my enemies" lane in the 2028 primaries. And that's gonna be a good lane to have.

A monk asked, “does Miga have Buddha-nature?” The master replied, “A dog walked a way.” And the monk was enlightened.

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 3mo ago

Since I started doing this I’ve found it really funny and charming how differently people interpret the walk direction. Is a short walk a sign to treat yourself, or a bad omen? Is a long walk a sign of vitality and youth or a sign of a long day? Obviously, all and none are true. A dog walked a way.

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

yearning

Rose i guess idk@zyla.top · 4w ago

I need a cat to take a long nap on my tummy so fucking bad man it would fix me

Just asked to fill out a survey for Tumblr about their Premium services. So, here's my answer for their final open answer question, "Is there anything else you want to tell us?" *cracks knuckles*

thank you @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social was desperate to get out of vichy twitter and you delivered

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last mo.

Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day. It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.

the georg, the glonzo, his grink & her grungler

Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀@lissaharris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

the georg, the glonzo, the grink and the grungler

always wondered where asexual bondage dom/financial masochist couples live

the Buffalo buffalo buffalo sentence is easy to parse, if you use the city denoym Buffalonian, change the verb form to its synonym "bully" and the animal with Mark Ruffalo. Buffalonian Mark Ruffalo, Buffalonian Mark Ruffalo bully, bully Buffalonian Mark Ruffalo

the hudsucker boxxy

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

Congrats to the Knicks on underlining the point that Trump can't fuck things up forever

knicks in 5

i might delete this in the morning but omg y’all (flashing light warning)

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

JaneLane@nyjanelane.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

I am exclusively on Bluesky to see images of naked breasts. Why are they constantly adding moderation features that hide the posts that people actually WANT to see while I still can't turn off retweets from people who are constantly putting excruciatingly stale discourse on my feed

without comment

My insistence that the world is still a warm and beautiful place is sorely tested by the fact that the world is a cruel and stupid dogshit hell

What being a shitposter is like

I respect a book that doesn’t want to be read

a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build

✅ Muppet ✅ Garbage ✅ Jeopardy!

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

charli kind of ruined this one for me, but empathy is not weakness empathy is a knife

the ones who wish to wear my skin will never have my taste