An executive at the Gizmonic Institute predicts that in the not too distant future we will be sending people into space to watch cheesy movies with their robot friends
"Built into any system of domination is the tendency to proclaim its own normalcy. To acknowledge resistance as a mass phenomenon is to acknowledge the possibility that something is wrong with the system." -Michel-Rolph Trouillot, Silencing the Past: Power & the Production of History
Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: I Accuse My Parents Werewolf Space Mutiny The Final Sacrifice Soultaker Hobgoblins Puma Man The Touch of Satan Boggy Creek II Zombie Nightmare Pod People Mitchell Final Justice Laserblast Girl In Gold Boots
Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: 8MM New Girl Lady Snowblood YouTube clip of the 2007 Brewers-Pirates broadcast where Bub Uecker talked about encountering a furry convention at his Pittsburgh hotel Short Circuit John Candy's cameo in JFK Sliders
You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.
put a bomb in the gavel of this judge i wanted to assassinate but he's been so patient and understanding with me that now i'm shushing people in an attempt to save him
WOMAN AT PARTY: well i'm gonna find my friend but it was a pleasure meeting you SHANG TSUNG (shooting an open hand out in front of him): THE PLEASURE (pulling back a clenched fist) IS MINE
A dark hotel room. I check my target's dossier one last time. I open a briefcase on the bed, and start screwing and locking pieces together. When I'm finished, there's a playground swingset. I may have grabbed the wrong briefcase at the airport.
Just remembered this. I used it as a cautionary tale during a logo design project for one of my classes last year.
Lane of Chestnut Trees at the Jas de Bouffan (1871) captures the family estate's tree-lined approach. These grounds became Cézanne's outdoor studio, a sheltered space where he could test ideas far from the pressures of the Paris art world.
every fucking ad on this stream is for some slot-machine adjacent mobile game and I just want all gambling sent back to casinos and out of my life
i can improve the corrections by jonathan franzen. Chapter 1-all the horrible, boring characters go on a family reunion trip. they're all in one of those ford church vans, it drives off a cliff and explodes. great now it's a snappy short story. ok now crumple the manuscript up and throw in the trash
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you-- Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked
X-Men movie casts Adam Driver as Mr. Shithead
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
Maybe she’s born with it, Maybe it’s Constantine
"Scientists" believe life began in underwater hydrothermal vents 4 billion years ago. I believe it began at the Denny's off the interstate in Toledo Ohio in 1956. I don't make fun of their theory and yet they constantly ridicule mine. And that's what's wrong with our so-called elites
I need a flock of six dour, Connecticut doyennes of a certain age to be the first ones in the White House after he leaves. They will be our hazmat team, design-wise: pointing toward objects that need to be immediately removed, frowning at the vulgar. This is how we will begin again.
Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO
It’s the dog days of summer and that dog is Cerberus.
stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
Oh, I see the mistake, but this theater is actually showing the new “Avengers: Domesday”, it’s a detailed account of land holdings and tax disputes in the Marvel Universe…
New show that’s just a detective showing up at the scene of a dead tree and then we learn tree facts about that specific type of tree and an in-depth region history of all the stuff the tree lived through.
it's honestly breathtaking what a full spectrum hack Gladwell is on every axis. obviously that means a distressing number of people take him very seriously ourbadmedia.wordpress.com/2014/12/11/t...
TIPPING POINTS? MALCOLM GLADWELL COULD USE A FEW
In the summer of 2012, just days before a certain columnist was found to have plagiarized from The New Yorker, a staff writer at the prominent magazine itself resigned in the wake of a widespread p…
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Q. Why did they cast Tom Cruise in the movies as a man whose entire presence on earth is dedicated to being Large? A. I do not know, this remains one of the most baffling casting decisions I have ever seen.
Q. Reacher is homeless? A. Yes! Reacher wanders through the country with only a toothbrush, picking up new clothes at thrift stores, and simply drifts from place to place until he finds himself in the way of some sort of terrible criminal conspiracy he must solve with his largeness.