angel witha shirt that says "my eyes are up here" and thwres arrows in every direction
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A riddle wrapped in a taco shell and deep fried, with a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Transformers fan. Sometimes a monkey.
Trump’s tombstone should read “got into a years long fight with a wading pool and lost.”
Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 2d agooh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
I love how Europop songs are always like "I am literally incapable of not dancing. Dance has kidnapped my children, and if I stop dancing for even a moment, they will be executed. This all began when I had a very sexual affair with the god of dance. Peace and love worldwide!"
can't find where I posted this before so have a re-run
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
I feel like the Cyberworld design people are just messing with us at this point. This is definitely TLK Megatron's design in Starscream cosplay.
オートベース愛知@autobase-aichi.bsky.social · 4d agoサイバーワールド：アルティメットサイバーチェンジャー・スタースクリームの宣材画像 snakas.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-1...
They really beefed it jumping straight to "Super Nintendo" for their second creation when they had like 9 more Nintendos to make, they gotta call em things like "Bump 2" or "Yay!!". They got too ambitious too quick.
Downplay a book or movie: Lizard Enclosure
M Sipher@msipher.bsky.social · 5d agoDownplay a book or movie: Whoah, Slow Down There, Meanie
"So how did you get into computers, Andrew?" *shot of 54 year old me staring wistfully into the distance as the screen does a wavy transition into a flashback*
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
I dreamed of a game called Microbiome where you and an opponent both spit into a puddle and the microbes in your saliva battle it out with the puddle microbes and your opponents microbes and there was a winner. Combos, synergies, different types of microbes. Anyway make that game and it’ll sell
Things I learned: -If a screw is stuck, you can melt it. But it will melt everything else too. -turning it upside down and shaking really good is a valid method of exploring. -rotary tools are not toys. I have been told to say that, even if I disagree strongly.
A fat spring a normal spring a second normal spring that rolled more. a plastic gear a VERY big bulb. a big lens a medium lens. two lenses stuck in a metal tube(i borrowed a rotary tool but they stayed stuck) a clicker tiny bulbs with lenses. My next essay: How I built a ray gun out of a projector.
Cool stuff I found in a projector: An Essay By Basil, 5th Grade
the mystery machine transformer's non-partsforming head swap function makes it so much more cursed than it already was it's a quintesson now im picturing rapid head swaps as the different members of the scooby gang assume control
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
"You cannot silence me! You cannot reach me! I am without ending! I have existed before the dawn of time and I shall live beyond its end! And I shall feed! I am Redjac!! REDJAC!!"
Wild that we’re culturally staring at upjumped autocomplete going “is this conscious” while orcas are out there demonstrating that they’re capable of culture and fads.
Leo turns 14 next week. Here are some stickers to celebrate and help pay down some of his medical care. Sadly, it's likely to be his last birthday. But we're doing what we can for as long as he wants to keep fighting. #caturday #leo www.nonnef.com/products/leo...
The Road Runner runs into the portait. The Coyote watches as he cucks his wife, raises his kids as his own & sends them off to college where they’ll learn to endure falling off cliffs, never catching any other road runners to eat. RR runs to the portraiture’s edge, narrows eyes & yells “Meep Meep!”
Hagai Palevsky (he/him)@dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 2w agoWile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
The game Puzzles and Survival has had a few crossover events with Transformers, but it looks like they won't be doing that again, as they've started a process to replace the TF characters with originals. The one for Megatron is a grizzled old man with a huge mining drill. Just interesting!
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.