VWonders
@vwonders.bsky.social
I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it.
My grandson has started blaming his farts on everyone else . . . he'll make a fine politician some day.
Your secrets are totally and completely safe with me …because I wasn’t even listening in the first place.
🎶if you like it then should’ve put a cinnamon roll on it🎶 Too many syllables? 🤔
To the people who add “No weirdos” to their bio or their posts: What do you think we are here?
Today’s band name: Fatties, Beardos, Weirdos, Wimps, and Radicals
Today’s rear window: What if a field of corn began popping? & it was multicolored as it burst open & it floated upon the fiery tassels & no foil lid could hold back the wave of butter as it gushed into town & the salt of the earth peppered the pathway? I’d start snackin’, that’s what I’d do
Today’s band name: Historical Flatulence or The Lore of the Gas of Yore
Dead Reckons@gregreckons.bsky.social · 3d agoAs per the customs of my father and his father before him, he who smelt it dealt it.
Can I get a little bit of extra MUAHAHA 😈 Cuz it’s Monday morning, yo…🖤
At 56 my super power is waking up feeling hung over after a big night of doing no drinking whatsoever.
She's A Maniac is a song about me in the cheese aisle
Is ‘home wrecker’ one word or two? I want to get this Anniversary Card just right.
Today’s band name: Intangible Frogs or Creatures of the Island of Florida
Erin Keane@erinkeane.bsky.social · 6d agoI was raised by a nurse with an associates degree and a steel mill electrician. I am not denigrating the value and dignity of blue collar work when I ask how many elite national media staffers are raising future bricklayers themselves. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...