And this morning the Shed is a bassinet, all garlanded with foxgloves…
Sigmund Fraud
@andybasement101.bsky.social
White bread corn fed crazy assed white boy!
Them: Get away from me you witch Me: I prefer Bog Fairy , then proceeds to turn him into a turnip
Dragonflies are beautiful until they start flying straight at you with that look then they are monsters
Nothing better than a quote skeet chain to start the weekend. Except maybe a video of a groundhog.
You ever look at a restaurant's menu online and decide that you don't want to eat there because the font is horrendous?
I learned that the night sky is only dark because the starlight hasn’t reached us yet. And it made me think about hope… how sometimes the brightest parts of life aren’t here yet. Maybe the good things aren’t missing. Maybe they’re just traveling toward me, slowly but surely.
Childhood food memory; Bob’s Big Boy, Harrisburg PA, mid 70’s to early 80’s, night before thanksgiving, traveling from Annapolis MD to Hallstead PA, always chicken parm. The proverbial through the woods… Anyway, I’m listening to Let It Bleed
Do you wet the toothbrush then put on paste or put the paste on then wet? Which are you?
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social I hope this means better times ahead for me sleep wise, Ms. Brie. Was dead away at 8 and started coffeeing at half passed 3. Weird assed dreams as well. Nothing much to do today besides beer and read. May you be sleeping just as well as I did.
Raccoon at an overpriced artisanal burger joint wondering if the meat is unsalted because the cook messed up the recipe or if bland food is part of the concept.
Just did my daily two minute Farcebook check in. I have decided to cut it down to one minute. Jeez.. *Walks Hicks up the bakery for treats*
Where are your new stories!?! Since it's the beginning of the month I'd love to read and share anything you have recently published, blogs, stories, books. I'll try to get through as much as I can. Post below ⬇️ I can't wait to see what you've been up too!
Cookie Monster Asks 'What Cha Doing???'
ALT: Cookie Monster Asks 'What Cha Doing???'
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wearing lasagna noodles as bracelets was a fantastic idea, people stop talking to me the second I start eating one off my arm
well, reality, maybe if you were a little nicer, everyone wouldn't be avoiding you.
Hoping to retire comfortably but as an American the odds are better I’ll just get shot at a grocery store
My blood just pumps and my heart rate increases, EVERY TIME I hear this song... Scotland the Brave. There is no other sound as majestic to my ear, anywhere on this planet... More than the sound of the bagpipes. 1000 of them playing all at once, could easily own my soul for eternity. 🏴Scotland.💙
Waiting for the heart to get up again to finish breaking
The Doomsday Clock goes forward an hour in Nuclear Winter, not back.
Going to teach the raccoons in my area to smoke dope with me and listen to stories about Jimothy and we can eat cookies and knock over the neighbours bin, shed, and shit in his pool
If they never asked your side of the story, then the side they heard is exactly how they feel about you. ~ No single author known
onf: something (or someone) that's so proportionately both on and off that it can't be either or neither
A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.
