*slaps side of brain* You can fit so many fucks inside this baby
Kimster
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I do what I want My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
Sometimes I can't tell what is real and I blame 90% of it on swole Carrot Top
this here’s my reskeetin’ finger careful it could go off at any time
I discovered last night while taking the recycling out that there’s a Great Horned Owl in my neighborhood. Though this photo is from several years ago I hope to spot my new neighbor someday! 🪶 #itsabird
(Santeria) 🎵 Well I'll eat a Mr. Goodbar, and I'll have a Snickers too But not a Butterfinger cause I, Don't like the chew
You could see forever in the suffocating blue that morning
A Slow Cooker is just a regular Cooker that had to repeat 3rd grade
Can't come to my daughter's without showing her cat. Sorry not sorry
With everything going digital, I’ve been hoarding cash hoping it will be worth money someday
I can’t even remember the last time I caught a fish in my talons
my posts are too powerful and that explains why so many people look away from them
Stop it with all the river pics I have to get up and pee again
All politics is local which is why I am currently whiting out the P in a DO NOT PASS sign
went to the everything is stupid store and wooboy all the shelves were well stocked
I mark you are a merchant of Truth. Prithee, hast thou any cool ranch Doritos, perchance?
Don't blame me I voted for the whales who sang new songs during covid because we shut the hell up for a few months
Graham crackers shaped like this called “Venn Diagrahams”.
Oh hoary ponytail adorning the otherwise staid skull of the man pushing a cart full of treasure across the Walmart parking lot, what hast thou seen in all thy venerable days?
aliens in a far off galaxy hearing the tales of a species that brightens their teeth so much that it rivals the solar luminosity and thus permanently damaging them forever and just being like “nah, that’s an insane story we tell our squid babies around the campfires to scare them”
i think the more salient question is do aliens believe in you
The combined wealth of the world's billionaires grew by an unprecedented $4 trillion over the last year. Similarly, I’m headed to the bank to see if they’ll take an old coffee can full of pennies.
despite all my rage i am still gonna eat the house of nick cage — that sinkhole, probably
Natsu the day I found him/he came home
Damnit Janet@damnitjanet.bsky.social · 3d agoDudley the day he came home
