and to my son, my beloved firstborn, i bequeeth my bluesky account in addition to my alts and my burners
actually its fens monster
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6 art @fenncc bsky/insta/tmblr
the etymology of "embarrassed" is “i’m bare assed”
Good Cop: sir you were going 55 in a 40 zone Math Cop: that's a difference of 15 miles per hour
Myspace: I know how to do HTML(kinda) and please enjoy the My Chemical Romance playing constantly while you're on my page
the hype@thehyyyype.bsky.social · 5mo agoBluesky: I don't understand what a joke is Twitter: I don't understand what a joke is and will also call you a racial slur
some people think going viral feels good. no, what feels good is blocking people and being blocked. slowly chipping away at the “social” part of the platform. ideally everyone would block everyone. imagine how perfect a social platform would be on which no one could see each other
Me: I heard a new sound in my ears, it made me happy for the duration The Internet: Regretfully we must inform, you've been duped by corporate interest masquerading as culture, cease your enjoyment at once
when someone else has a consistent art style: :) wow their art is really distinct and recognizable when I try to draw with a consistent style: what if the whole world gets tired of the landscapes as a category
sure, your dad taught you how to do your taxes. but you only need to know how to do that once a year. mine taught me not to drop 12 tabs of acid and go to a red hot chili peppers concert, which is advice that's useful all 365
Bluesky has announced a sudden, bizarre pivot into the sustainable footwear market, sending their share price rocketing up by over 700%
[at the orgy] Are you gonna finish that or can I have some?
geist@prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 5mo ago[at the orgy] Y’ALL WANT SOME PIE?
I thought this would be a simple joke about a mouse playing Minesqueaker but in the end I got played thinking drawing a game of Minesweeper was an easy task
Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
owning and using a leaf blower is hobbyless behavior
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 5mo agoWE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY FLOOD THE TIMELINE
The average person eats over 100 spiders everytime they try a bite of my patented spider casserole
If pickleball involved them actually using a pickle as a ball I would be a lot more inclined to watch it
accidentally included my boobs in my pic of the lasagna I'm making pls respond
felt inspired to do a portrait for the first time in 4 years, pretty happy with how it turned out 😌 very excited to see mcr again later this year
sewing a little Canadian flag onto my backpack so I'm not identified as an American while wandering the wasteland looking for unopened cans of beans
great advice. i unironically believe in anti-grind influencing. productivity sucks ass. you "do not need to get more done" that is a lie being peddled to you by grifters who profit from your misery
Dustin Moskovitz@moskov.goodventures.org · 5mo agoMy own advice: go slow, stay connected to your life (you can still think about your ideas while doing other things; it helps even!), and don’t believe everything you read. Ideate, but verify. Be skeptical. Don’t feel the need to sprint, it will just make you trip over yourself.
