I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

This transcends language

But for real how the hell does England not have Jeopardy? It’s a quiz show where everyone wears business outfits and tells awkward anecdotes about building model airplanes it’s basically being British in America

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Adolescences of Utena (1999) directed by Kunihiko Ikuhara

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social · 4w ago

Endlessly fascinated by the local wildlife that make their homes in and around zoos filled with non-native animals. Like, does this rabbit realize that tiger is a straight-up murderer? What do the birds make of the rhinoceros? Does a golden eagle have beef with the hawks?

John Leavitt@leavittalone.bsky.social · 2y ago

I like the domestic cats that just decide to live in the Tiger cage like hey what up giant I live in your house now

clear @normcharlatan.bsky.social's schedule 📈📈📈

anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer

Slippy, no!

boss: can you make these slides flow better me (hitting the secret 'randomize' button in powerpoint): for sure man

this is what you think cities are like if you listen to drivers who hate bike lanes

dudes rock

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy

NBA Centel (MIRROR)@thenbacentel-m.bsky.social · 2mo ago

NYPD thought Tyler Kolek was a fan and almost arrested him 😭😭 Original post

i went to costco for the first time last weekend. membership fee is $65 a year. but a hot dog + soda combo is $1.50. if you assume a hot dog + soda elsewhere is like $3.50, that's $2 in savings. so if i eat a hot dog + soda at costco 33 times a year i break even. now if i eat there 300 times a year,

just remembered the greatest post of all time

Of course the Strait of Hormuz is open. To the right kind of mind, it's always been open. The mind of a fish. Have fishmind and you can go through the strait at any time

fact check true ✅

Got an ad for a sneaker that has a built in garage with a working door for your Hot Wheels car and was, for some reason, surprised that it only came in kid sizes

Oh it’s time to read down Venus

This is important.

Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.

I don't like the sun, it makes me hot, it burns me, it killed my grandpa, it makes things too bright. Therefore, I love to steal its energy. Get wrecked, sun! We are stealing your tyrannical power and capturing it for ourselves. Burn away, dork, we're on to your game. You work for us now.

ceej@ceej.online · 2mo ago

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

Wario should have been called Oiram.